Val Venis Quotes

Canada, Wrestler
March 6, 1971

Sean Allen Morley (born March 6, 1971), better known by the ring name Val Venis, is a Canadian professional wrestler. He is best known for his appearances with the World Wrestling Federation/World Wrestling Entertainment (WWF/WWE) from 1998 to 2009. Venis is also known for his appearances with Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling.

You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!

Val Venis
You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!

Val Venis
- Rock

The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan, either he's taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!

Val Venis
- Driving
I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family

Val Venis
- Family
This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.

Val Venis
- Why
- Christmas
Good day, fair maidens.

Val Venis
- Good
The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!

Val Venis
- Jump
- Pool