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A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Ogden Nash -
One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
Ogden Nash
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And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.
Ogden Nash -
Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.
Ogden Nash -
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
Ogden Nash