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This world is mine for the taking, make me king!
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My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.
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Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
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I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.
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I can't change the way I am … but if I offended you, good. Cause I still don't give a fuck.
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Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick - vocalizes the Inspector Gadget theme song, Go-Go-Gadget-Dick!
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So spread the word cause I'm promoting my past until I'm passed out.
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So sick, I'm looking pale. Well, that's my pigment.
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My song can make you cry, take you by surprise. At the same time, can make your dry your eyes with the same rhyme. See what you're seeing is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first.
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I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!
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I told the world one day I would pay it back, say it on tape, lay it, so that one day i could play it back.
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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High(Damn)...thanks a lot,next semester I'll be 35...I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper.
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Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit, cause they think that I'm a motherfucking Beastie Boy.
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I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer, cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
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There's a seven disc C.D. changer in her car, and I'm in every single slot, and you're not.
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All my life I was very deprived, I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!).
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Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake.
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If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!
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'20 million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea, it'll be so empty without me!'
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Kim, KIM! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? (It's not that!) No you think I'm ugly
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I was born with the biggest middle finger on Earth.
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If you was bleach and I was hair, I wouldn't die (dye) fo' ya'!
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If she ever tries to fucking leave again, Im'a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire.
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Oops, I did it again, didn't I? My shit's harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is.
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