Humor Quotes
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When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
Hugo Black -
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
Erma Bombeck
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The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous.
Haruki Murakami -
Humor can help you to disagree without being disagreeable. The key in democracy is not necessarily that we agree, but that we participate....Despite all the heavy problems- domestic and international- there is humor. Humor transcends partisanship.
Gerald Rudolph Ford Jr. -
Humor is a key to a happy life with ADD.
Edward Hallowell -
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
Erma Bombeck -
Good humor is the sunshine of the mind.
Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton -
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
Erma Bombeck
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It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me.
Stephen Fry -
Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.
Ray Bradbury -
I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.
Steve Martin -
The secret to success is to subjugate your ego and serve others.
Stuart Wilde -
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
Richard Feynman -
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
Erma Bombeck