Wife Quotes
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Once a person has a child, the first question everyone asks is: "Are you going to have more children?" But it basically means: "Are you going to have more sex with your wife in the hopes of having children?
Will Ferrell -
My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.
Will Ferrell
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A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.
Evan Esar -
A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.
Thomas Dewar -
We have known each other for a long time, and I've always known the real Paris. I always knew she was like wife material or serious girlfriend material.
Benji Madden Good Charlotte -
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
Michael Caine -
I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.
Paul Newman -
Always being there was the essential secret for a wife.
Elizabeth von Arnim