Mallory Ortberg Quotes
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You go where you think it's good for your work and your soul to go. I need to go someplace where I am reminded about why I wanted to act in the first place, and for me, that's the theater.
Patricia Richardson -
I always saw myself as a large stockholder trying to make a difference. I wasn't raiding anybody.
T. Boone Pickens -
I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.
Harry Anderson -
Things said by political parties are different from the decisions of the government which are taken to uphold the rule of law. The government takes decisions that are best for the country.
Oscar Fernandes -
I am quite looking forward to working with Shah Rukh Khan.
Nawazuddin Siddiqui -
I want to be known as A.J. Styles, the WWE Superstar that he is, and have amazing matches, make memories - I think that's the goal.
A.J. Styles
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I don't think people cry reading 'Midnight's Children,' but a lot of people seem to cry watching the movie.
Salman Rushdie -
One of Britain's big problems throughout history has been that we lust after consumer goods from elsewhere, but our friends overseas have been less enthusiastic about buying things we produce.
Kate Williams -
Immortality. We all want to be remembered: We want to do things that will make people say, 'Isn't he wonderful?'
Lajos Egri -
May the Lord our God prepare us for every event, then comes Life or Death - it is no great matter.
Nathaniel Smith -
I didn't have any concept of Trainspotting being published. It was a selfish act. I did it for myself.
Irvine Welsh -
Grease is the only cure for a hangover.
Cameron Diaz
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It was a horrible, terrible, atrocious, offensive football game.
Barry Switzer -
This very individualistic form of Protestant Christianity that became so basic in English and then American life is to a large degree responsible for the historical success of Britain and America.
Walter Russell Mead -
I would be hard-pressed to look back at anything that I have done in my career and not say, 'I would have done that a little different' because hindsight is 20/20.
Sam Huntington -
He best keeps from anger who remembers that God is always looking upon him.
B. C. Forbes -
Reaction - a boat which is going against the current but which does not prevent the river from flowing on.
Victor Hugo -
My father and brothers were in the military.
Garth Brooks
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There has to be a global mission of human progress.
A. P. J. Abdul Kalam -
When we got married, we knew our honeymoon was going to be public, anyway, so we decided to use it to make a statement. We sat in bed and talked to reporters for seven days. It was hilarious. In effect, we were doing a commercial for peace on the front page of the papers instead of a commercial for war.
John Lennon The Beatles -
People think stars never have any problems or cares. That's bull. Why would we show any more than one mask to the public. There's a whole lotta things I've done that I don't want to think about. But I bring it all right out when I need it for a role.
Vanity -
There's no specific mission statement for the 'Toast.'
Mallory Ortberg