Vir Das Quotes
I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows.Vir Das
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I think everyone in the heptathlon is improving together, so it is a very hard event to compete in.
Katarina Johnson-Thompson -
With my gift, I can pretty much write a song out of anything.
R. Kelly -
I was born in the small town of Gorizia, Italy, on 31 March, 1934. My father was an electrical engineer at the local telephone company and my mother an elementary school teacher.
Carlo Rubbia -
God judged it better to bring good out of evil than to suffer no evil to exist.
Saint Augustine -
We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found, and each believes it possessed by others, to keep alive the hope of obtaining it for himself.
Samuel Johnson -
I've been careful in love. I've been careless in love. And I've had adventures I wouldn't trade for anything.
Taylor Swift
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But since I am in the music industry, I don't want anyone to download music, not on September 9th.
Obie Trice -
I wanted to become a kindergarten teacher like my mother.
Ziyi Zhang -
My commitment to the Republican movement was pure and simply patriotism, a love of Australia... a desire or passion that all of our national symbols should be unequivocally and unambiguously Australian.
Malcolm Turnbull -
I didn't get anything published until I was thirty-three, and yet I'd written five novels and six or seven plays. The plays, I should point out, were dreadful.
Edmund White -
Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
Sam Kinison -
There is no black-and-white situation. It's all part of life. Highs, lows, middles.
Van Morrison
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I know I should keep this a secret, but Celine Dion is something of an icon to me.
Natasha Bedingfield -
My debut album is just a diary from a lonely 21-year-old. That's what it is.
Sam Smith -
Some days I totally appreciate everything that's happening to me, and some days I feel everyone's waiting for me to mess up.
Taylor Swift -
Every show finds its groove, I would say. The first season is the season to figure out the dynamics, the workflow.
Falk Hentschel -
No other terms than unconditional and immediate surrender. I propose to move immediately upon your works.
Ulysses S. Grant -
'Rookie' is not your guide to Being a Teen. It is, quite simply, a bunch of writing and art we like and believe in.
Tavi Gevinson
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To farm is to be placed absolutely.
Wendell Berry -
Yeah, well I've always played comedy. My background is musical comedy theatre and that's really where my training is. As an actor, that's my training.
Christopher Walken -
Comedy is like music. You have to know the key and you have to find players with good chops.
Christopher Guest -
My deepest fear about doing TV, especially about doing a network comedy, was what if it felt too surface-y? What if it felt too jokey?
Ari Graynor -
The pro-immigration people are really having a fit saying that I don't care about the children.
Blake Farenthold -
I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows.
Vir Das