Jackie Mason Quotes
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.Jackie Mason
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Dumped? Fired? Scorned? Humiliated? Totally pissed off? If so, I've got great news! You might be on your way to living your best life ever - if you consciously choose to channel this pain into fuel - and use it to motivate yourself to become your highest potential self!
Karen Salmansohn -
You have this ability in hip hop to be invincibly cool, and that is a part of G-Eazy.
G-Eazy -
I kind of have my little OCD wood shed at my house where everything is just right when I go write.
Sam Hunt -
The British Museum was our first real museum, the property of the public rather than the monarch or the church.
Kate Williams -
I have often said one of the reasons more blacks don't support Republicans is because they don't trust the GOP establishment.
J. C. Watts -
I like to work out. I work out hard when I get to it, but it's so sporadic, I'm not sure it counts at all! I eat pretty much anything, but I eat high-quality food. There was never a packet of chips or box of candy in my house when I was growing up. Ever.
Rachael Taylor
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I am prepared to oppose a Jim Crow army till I rot in jail.
A. Philip Randolph -
My mom and I have always been really close. She's always been the friend that was always there. There were times when, in middle school and junior high, I didn't have a lot of friends. But my mom was always my friend. Always.
Taylor Swift -
If you're powerful, you are much more likely to be blind and deaf to signals from outside.
Adam Michnik -
Close friends consider me a literary snob.
Rabih Alameddine -
You know, it's always good to have seen a track before, just to kind of know where the little bumps are here and there, and just the general feel for the size.
Danica Patrick -
She told me that she would support me regardless of what I decided, but I'm so glad that I actually got to be a kid before having to grow up. My mom knows best about this kind of thing.
Kaia Gerber
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A bicycle has transformed my experience of London.
Iain Glen -
I don't believe I could work as effectively at what I do without the support of my wife.
Karl Urban -
And I will show that nothing can happen more beautiful than death.
Walt Whitman -
All you have to do is to dream big and try to fulfil it.
Kapil Dev -
Most people want to become movie stars and I just want to be in the business. I already was a star. If I get the part of a lifetime and it blows up, then that's wonderful. But if the acting doesn't work, fine. I'll just be a producer. And if the producing doesn't work, fine. I've got a lot of other stuff.
Carl Lewis -
I like to stay home a lot. I like to do other things too, like decorate or build.
Barbra Streisand
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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford -
I always believe that one can't interfere in another's work. Once I start work on any film, I surrender myself completely and blindly follow the director.
Mahesh Babu -
I was fooling everyone by surrounding myself with funny people. But then I put myself out there - writing my own sketches, going on stage with nobody surrounding me - and for some reason people were still laughing.
Carly Craig -
Certain issues have been associated with contemporary feminism and in a certain sense circumscribed for that reason.
Carol Gilligan -
Literature is about as unnecessarily necessarily as tableware or ironed shirts.
Peter Bichsel -
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.
Jackie Mason