Humor Quotes
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Weak men are easily put out of humor. Oil freezes quicker than water.
Berthold Auerbach -
A race track is a place where windows clean people.
Danny Thomas
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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
W. Somerset Maugham -
Depending on where my self-confidence was, growing up, I would use humor either to bring people closer, or to keep them away from certain feelings I had.
Zach Anner -
Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.
J. B. Priestley -
One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots.
Mallory Ortberg -
The secret to humor is surprise.
Aristotle -
Humor is an antidote to all ills.
Patch Adams
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Cynicism is humor in ill health.
H. G. Wells -
He was just trying to tease me - I knew that later - but he said he'd have to leave because it wasn't fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really.
Fay Wray -
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.
Garrison Keillor -
In rough times, pathfinders rely on work, friends, humor and prayer. They develop a support network.
Gail Sheehy -
There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.
H. L. Mencken -
I think luck is a great part of it because I think that the particular makeup of the person that you are attracted to, and that you fall in love with, is very important. Even down to that old bromide of a sense of humor and all of that.
Jack Lemmon
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You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
Lance Bass NSYNC -
I would love to do a film with a lot of humor in it: a comedy with pain instead of a painful film with some comedy.
Randa Haines -
Sometimes, humor is the only way we get through the day.
Melina Matsoukas -
I don't have a disregard for my reader in humor pieces.
Ian Frazier -
Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.
Dan Auerbach The Black Keys -
Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.
Hailey Gates
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People in Russia adapt to misery by a deep, deep humor.
Ian Frazier -
To love women, to love our vaginas, to know them and touch them and be familiar with who we are and what we need. To satisfy ourselves, to teach our lovers to satisfy us, to be present in our vaginas, to speak of them out loud, to speak of their hunger and pain and loneliness and humor, to make them visible so they cannot be ravaged in the dark without great consequence, so that our center, our point, our motor, our dream, is no longer detached, mutilated, numb, broken, invisible, or ashamed.
Eve Ensler -
Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.
Tab Hunter -
Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.
Ice Cube