Joke Quotes
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Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.
Ryan Trecartin
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We are a very united group. We like to have fun, we like to joke around.
Sam Brown
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When I say things like "I want to build a machine that can be proud of me," that's not just a joke.
W. Daniel Hillis
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I'm not original, but I strive toward it as much as possible. I tried really hard on Weekend Update to do something that I considered original, which was, I tried to cut all cleverness out of the joke.
Norm MacDonald
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A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.
Jack Roy
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I learnt that fame is an illusion and everything about it is just a joke. I'm far more dangerous now, because I don't care at all.
John Graham Mellor
The 101ers
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A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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I started over again with an image: Nothing goes right. Then when The Godfather came out, all I heard was, Show respect. With me, you show respect. So I changed the image to I don't get no respect. I tried it out in Greenwich Village. I remember the first joke I told: Even as a kid, I'd play hide and seek and the other kids wouldn't even look for me. The people laughed. After the show, they started saying to me, Me, too - I don't get no respect. I figured, let's try it again.
Jack Roy
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
Henry Ward Beecher
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What I would do in order to be popular was, I'd put myself on line and joke around and be funny, and I was always known as the crazy kid.
Leonardo DiCaprio