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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
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I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
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Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
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There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.