Keith Waterhouse Quotes

United Kingdom, Novelist
February 6, 1929 – September, 4, 2009.

Keith Spencer Waterhouse CBE (6 February 1929 – 4 September 2009) was a British novelist and newspaper columnist, and the writer of many television series.

Also known as Columnist, Writer

Should not the Society of Indexers be know as Indexers, Society of, The?

Keith Waterhouse
- Society
I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.

Keith Waterhouse

Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, 'Humour studies would that be, sir?'

Keith Waterhouse
- Life
- She
Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

Keith Waterhouse
The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

Keith Waterhouse
- Angry