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After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
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Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
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There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
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When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
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The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
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One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
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A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
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You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
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You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it.
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Even a cock crows over his own dunghill.
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The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
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The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
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It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
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We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.
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I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
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We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
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If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.
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This cricket is like a burger, you can have it once a week but for a whole meal, you need to return to Test cricket. More than once a week, and it will give you a tummy ache.
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I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders.
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The cat with gloves catches no mice.
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Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
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A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
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It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you.
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous.