Bette Midler Quotes
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The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed!
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I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Most people don't deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.
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Total contentment is only for cows.
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If I don't feel right about what I'm in, I don't feel right about anything.
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I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can't stop it.
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Me, I'm just a hack. I'm just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would be like if I became what I pictured.
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The [film] industry is an ecosystem that's sick.
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If someone were to say seriously, "I'm divine," she'd have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying "I'm God." But because I'm funny about it, they haven't locked me up yet. And I don't give myself airs, either.
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Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.
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As an actor, you're supposed to take jobs that will challenge you or force fans to see you in a different light. By the '90s, I wasn't really an actor anymore. I was someone who went on the road with these gigantic concerts.
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Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out.
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That's the Oscars for ya - you remember who was nominated, but you don't remember who won!
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The people who are out to destroy the environment think they're going to get away with it. Are they breathing different air than we're breathing? Are they eating different food? I mean, where do they think they're going to go? What do they think is going to be better than what they have destroyed? I just don't get it.
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I'm even sanguine about that.
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Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.
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I do look upon all of life as an episode - which is why the people around me are probably on guard!