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Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
Darrell Hammond -
If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.
Darrell Hammond
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College kids, don't be taking examples from me.
Darrell Hammond -
The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.
Darrell Hammond -
I was on as many as seven medications at one time, doctors didn't know what to do with me.
Darrell Hammond -
Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's gonna get thrown away.
Darrell Hammond