Darrell Hammond Quotes
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I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'
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If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.
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The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.
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College kids, don't be taking examples from me.
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Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's gonna get thrown away.
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I was on as many as seven medications at one time, doctors didn't know what to do with me.