Darrell Hammond Quotes

United States, Actor
October 8, 1955

Darrell Clayton Hammond is an American actor, stand-up comedian and impressionist. He was a regular cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1995 to 2009.

Also known as Comedian

I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'

Darrell Hammond
- Up
- World
- Home
If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

Darrell Hammond
- Reality

Not everyone can invest their heart into learning something and making it fully realized, and the chances are 9 out of 10 that it's gonna get thrown away.

Darrell Hammond
- Heart
- Learning
- Chance
College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

Darrell Hammond
- Kids
- College
I was on as many as seven medications at one time, doctors didn't know what to do with me.

Darrell Hammond
- Time
- Knows
- Doctors
The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.

Darrell Hammond
- Running