Dave Barry Quotes
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
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But you know, the system almost destroyed itself while it was goin' on trying to destroy us.
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We shelter children for a time; we live side by side with men; and that is all. We owe them nothing, and are owed nothing. I think we owe our friends more, especially our female friends.
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Soldiers generally win battles; generals get credit for them.
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Celebrities are just like us and like any of your friends. I love working with people.
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I love sportswear in my own weird way. Fashion is such a personal journey for me. I'm much more of a girl that's a T-shirt, legging, layering kind of thing, and outerwear.
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We have promised to support India in its international aspiration. We have agreed to set up a working group on technology.
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Few things are more enjoyable than lingering over the atlas and plotting a trip.
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A discontented young fellow, filled with self pride; he certainly should have considered it an honor to be sent on so respectable an embassy as he was.
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My mom has never been a big meddler and isn't, like, extremely opinionated or at least just doesn't voice it to me. She's sort of let me come into my own by myself, and I think that's just a testament to what my parents did in terms of raising us.
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I have been waiting for someone to come along and tap into that very real frustration that exists in a very large segment of the working-class Republican base. And no one had done it until Donald Trump. I very clearly saw a void, and I knew somebody would fill it. And the moment I knew he had filled it, I knew he would win the nomination.
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Probably what my comment meant was that I don't care about the circumstances if I can tell the truth.
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Typically, I work with the script and the director for awhile before, just to make sure we're on the same page.
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I am not ashamed to admit that I belong to those who fantasize that literature is capable of bringing new horizons and new perspectives - philosophical, religious, aesthetical and even social. In the history of old Jewish literature there was never any basic difference between the poet and the prophet. Our ancient poetry often became law and a way of life.
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A house sold by A to B does not wander from one place to another, although it circulates as a commodity.
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Men need history; it helps them to have an idea of who they are. But history, like sanctity, can reside in the heart; it is enough that there is something there.
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Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem.
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Time will rust the sharpest sword,Time will consume the strongest cord;That which molders hemp and steel,Mortal arm and nerve must feel.
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Tarzan of the Apes knew that they had found the body of his victim, but that interested him far less than the fact that no one remained in the village to prevent his taking a supply of the arrows which lay below him.
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People behind the Iron curtain have such an incredible image of America and jazz. I expected to find a Gerry Mulligan or Miles Davis on every corner...I almost expected a Shorty Rogers to deliver the milk, a Bud Shank to be the mailman.
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Nowadays people talk about PayPal's founders as prescient geniuses who would inevitably change the world. It was, however, not so obvious that PayPal would taste its first major success by helping people sell Beanie Babies on eBay. But they had a vision, a hope, and the perseverance to try multiple iterations until they got it right.
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Catchers just aren't glamorous.
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See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. O, that I were a glove upon that hand That I might touch that cheek!
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.