Dave Barry Quotes
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
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But you know, the system almost destroyed itself while it was goin' on trying to destroy us.
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We shelter children for a time; we live side by side with men; and that is all. We owe them nothing, and are owed nothing. I think we owe our friends more, especially our female friends.
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Soldiers generally win battles; generals get credit for them.
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Celebrities are just like us and like any of your friends. I love working with people.
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I love sportswear in my own weird way. Fashion is such a personal journey for me. I'm much more of a girl that's a T-shirt, legging, layering kind of thing, and outerwear.
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We have promised to support India in its international aspiration. We have agreed to set up a working group on technology.
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Few things are more enjoyable than lingering over the atlas and plotting a trip.
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A discontented young fellow, filled with self pride; he certainly should have considered it an honor to be sent on so respectable an embassy as he was.
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My mom has never been a big meddler and isn't, like, extremely opinionated or at least just doesn't voice it to me. She's sort of let me come into my own by myself, and I think that's just a testament to what my parents did in terms of raising us.
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I have been waiting for someone to come along and tap into that very real frustration that exists in a very large segment of the working-class Republican base. And no one had done it until Donald Trump. I very clearly saw a void, and I knew somebody would fill it. And the moment I knew he had filled it, I knew he would win the nomination.
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Probably what my comment meant was that I don't care about the circumstances if I can tell the truth.
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Typically, I work with the script and the director for awhile before, just to make sure we're on the same page.
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I am not ashamed to admit that I belong to those who fantasize that literature is capable of bringing new horizons and new perspectives - philosophical, religious, aesthetical and even social. In the history of old Jewish literature there was never any basic difference between the poet and the prophet. Our ancient poetry often became law and a way of life.
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A house sold by A to B does not wander from one place to another, although it circulates as a commodity.
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Men need history; it helps them to have an idea of who they are. But history, like sanctity, can reside in the heart; it is enough that there is something there.
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Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem.
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Time will rust the sharpest sword,Time will consume the strongest cord;That which molders hemp and steel,Mortal arm and nerve must feel.
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It is easier to feel than to realize, or in any way explain, Yosemite grandeur. The magnitudes of the rocks and trees and streams are so delicately harmonized, they are mostly hidden.
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I've been strongly opposed to racial discrimination and anything like that my whole life. Maybe it's thanks to my parents and where I grew up and that sort of thing, but particularly with gay and lesbian citizens, I've seen that people can be cruel, and it's very distressing.
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The first posh meal out I had was on my 10th birthday.
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In 1983 I'd had a number one. I'd sold 6 million copies of Total Eclipse Of The Heart all over the world.
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I lived on Fulton Street in an enormous studio - I needed a bicycle to get to the toilet, about half a mile between two streets - next to Wall Street.
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.