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Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
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Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
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A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.