Kumail Nanjiani Quotes
There was one week where I got mistaken for Hasan Minhaj, who is on 'The Daily Show;' Kunal Nayyar, who's on 'Big Bang Theory;' and Karan Soni of 'Ghostbusters.' This was one week.
Kumail Nanjiani
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The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
Walter Winchell
Anyone who has played the game professionally, you're always taught that the ball is the most important, most precious thing, so when the ball hits the ground, it's always a mad scramble. It's amazing how many times there is a fumble, and the person who recovers it initially doesn't walk away with the ball.
Barry Sanders
You leave old habits behind by starting out with the thought, 'I release the need for this in my life'.
Wayne Dyer
If there's a common thread to my books, it is that each involves an individual's journey. The individual must stay true to themselves.
Kate Thompson
There's no second chance on stage, and I was trained to make the most of my first chance.
Kate Smith
While I was serving in the Florida Senate, American soldiers were being killed in Iraq, a war we should have never started, and often by Iranian proxies and their improvised explosive devices.
Ted Deutch
Truth is stranger than nonfiction. And life is too interesting to be left to journalists. People have stories, but journalists have 'takes,' and it's their takes that usually win out when the stories are too complicated or, as happens, not complicated enough.
Walter Kirn
I first met my husband when I was 15. He was very cool, in a band, all that kind of thing, but he took a long time to grow up. Our paths crossed again 10 years later, and after about two weeks I knew that was it. I'm glad I met him when I did, even though I was fairly young. Because I think sometimes you can crystallise into singledom.
Natascha McElhone
Giving only 50% of your fortune is not enough.
Xavier Niel
I was so horrifically bad at tennis.
Ted Cruz
Enough to using Texas as a political laboratory for testing far-right ideas. Enough to using Texas as a workshop for fattening the wallets of their special interest friends and supporters. And enough of politicians listening only to each other, rather than real Texans.
Wendy Davis
Things do not pass for what they are, but for what they seem. Most things are judged by their jackets.
Baltasar Gracian
I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
Wanda Sykes
Afterwards, President Bush said, 'Maliki is the right man for the job.' Just to remind you, Bush also said FEMA's Michael Brown was the right man for the job, Donald Rumsfeld was the right man for the job, Tom DeLay was the right man for the job… which would be okay if Bush was the right man for the job.
Jay Leno
We don't know what we're doing. We don't have a plan. We don't sit down and calculate it.
Dean Ween
I loved the sea. I loved steamers and sailboats and surf and sailors. And I yearned and strained to the sea, always the sea, for it is a lovely, vicious lonely thing. In its limitless variety I had a sort of HOME.
L. Ron Hubbard
What the federal government does basically is borrow money from people and mail it to people.
George Will
There was one week where I got mistaken for Hasan Minhaj, who is on 'The Daily Show;' Kunal Nayyar, who's on 'Big Bang Theory;' and Karan Soni of 'Ghostbusters.' This was one week.
Kumail Nanjiani
