Bill Watterson Quotes
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Genius is never understood in its own time.
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So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
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It's always better to leave the party early.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
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Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin and Hobbes' would be wishing me dead.