David Spade Quotes
Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky, dick licker.
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To write a good mystery you have to know where it will end before you can decide where it will begin... and I've always known where it will end.
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I never desire to converse with a man who has written more than he has read.
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We're all basically made of the same stuff: generosity and selfishness, goodness and greed.
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I would never date a celebrity. I would want someone with real skills. Doctor, nurse, electrician... tailor.
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I'm a decent tennis player. Good backhand.
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I don't study; I create.
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But I'm not objective when I'm acting.
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I've had a lot of seedy side jobs. I've done it all. I've worked retail at the mall, just tons of side jobs, which I think are amazing for actors. I think everyone should have one! It helps you get more experiences, and the more experiences you have, the more you can channel into a character.
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I am not the only intense or intellectual cricketer. I played with other cricketers who could be pretty intense and intellectual.
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Passive fatalism can never be the role of a revolutionary party, like the Social Democracy.
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Breaking the world record in '92 was a very special personal moment, but I'd say my favorite moment as a decathlete was winning the Olympic gold medal. It was a lot of years of work, and when I won it, it was more a sense of relief than jubilation or exaltation.
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Auditions make me nervous; any time I have to perform, I get stage fright.
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Blessedness consists in the accomplishment of our desires, and in our having only regular desires.
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So if Arizona sees the federal government isn't assuming its responsibilities, it creates local laws. But migration and keeping security on the borders is not a local or state issue, it's a federal issue.
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There are a lot of competitive girls in the industry, so you just find the ones who share your mentality.
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The things I do, I do from the heart and out of love and respect for our planet and all living things. And I draw my courage from my love for justice and truth, and I calm my fears by comforting those who are more scared than me. And I try to do my best to make the world a better place, one small action at a time, as good as I can.
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Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
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When I'm out with a group I hide in the corner and get legless. I just make sure my friends shield me.
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I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't.
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Dear God, please take care of your servant John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
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Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.
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I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
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People will not look forward to posterity, who never look backward to their ancestors.
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Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky, dick licker.
