David Spade Quotes
Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky, dick licker.

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To write a good mystery you have to know where it will end before you can decide where it will begin... and I've always known where it will end.
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I never desire to converse with a man who has written more than he has read.
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We're all basically made of the same stuff: generosity and selfishness, goodness and greed.
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I would never date a celebrity. I would want someone with real skills. Doctor, nurse, electrician... tailor.
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I'm a decent tennis player. Good backhand.
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I don't study; I create.
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But I'm not objective when I'm acting.
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I've had a lot of seedy side jobs. I've done it all. I've worked retail at the mall, just tons of side jobs, which I think are amazing for actors. I think everyone should have one! It helps you get more experiences, and the more experiences you have, the more you can channel into a character.
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I am not the only intense or intellectual cricketer. I played with other cricketers who could be pretty intense and intellectual.
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Passive fatalism can never be the role of a revolutionary party, like the Social Democracy.
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Breaking the world record in '92 was a very special personal moment, but I'd say my favorite moment as a decathlete was winning the Olympic gold medal. It was a lot of years of work, and when I won it, it was more a sense of relief than jubilation or exaltation.
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Auditions make me nervous; any time I have to perform, I get stage fright.
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Blessedness consists in the accomplishment of our desires, and in our having only regular desires.
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So if Arizona sees the federal government isn't assuming its responsibilities, it creates local laws. But migration and keeping security on the borders is not a local or state issue, it's a federal issue.
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There are a lot of competitive girls in the industry, so you just find the ones who share your mentality.
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The things I do, I do from the heart and out of love and respect for our planet and all living things. And I draw my courage from my love for justice and truth, and I calm my fears by comforting those who are more scared than me. And I try to do my best to make the world a better place, one small action at a time, as good as I can.
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Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
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When I'm out with a group I hide in the corner and get legless. I just make sure my friends shield me.
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I hate going out and being in crowds or being in clubs. I can't deal with it, and I don't like it; I've never liked it.
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If you picture Time as a straight line along which we have to travel, then you must think of God as the whole page on which the line is drawn.
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He who desires to see the living God face-to-face should not seek him in the empty, firmament of his mind, but in human love.
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If we allow responsible management of our forests and end the nonsense litigation from radical environmental groups, we can get our timber mills up and running, reduce the risk of wildfires, and ensure healthier forests and cleaner air.
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I have been on my own all my life except during those touring days.
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Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky, dick licker.