David Spade Quotes
Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky, dick licker.
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To write a good mystery you have to know where it will end before you can decide where it will begin... and I've always known where it will end.
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I never desire to converse with a man who has written more than he has read.
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We're all basically made of the same stuff: generosity and selfishness, goodness and greed.
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I would never date a celebrity. I would want someone with real skills. Doctor, nurse, electrician... tailor.
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I'm a decent tennis player. Good backhand.
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I want to help middle-school girls stay interested in math and be good at it, and see it as friendly and accessible and not this scary thing. Everyone else in society tells them it's not for them. It's for nerdy white guys with pocket protectors.
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I don't study; I create.
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But I'm not objective when I'm acting.
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I've had a lot of seedy side jobs. I've done it all. I've worked retail at the mall, just tons of side jobs, which I think are amazing for actors. I think everyone should have one! It helps you get more experiences, and the more experiences you have, the more you can channel into a character.
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I am not the only intense or intellectual cricketer. I played with other cricketers who could be pretty intense and intellectual.
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Passive fatalism can never be the role of a revolutionary party, like the Social Democracy.
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Breaking the world record in '92 was a very special personal moment, but I'd say my favorite moment as a decathlete was winning the Olympic gold medal. It was a lot of years of work, and when I won it, it was more a sense of relief than jubilation or exaltation.
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Auditions make me nervous; any time I have to perform, I get stage fright.
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Blessedness consists in the accomplishment of our desires, and in our having only regular desires.
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So if Arizona sees the federal government isn't assuming its responsibilities, it creates local laws. But migration and keeping security on the borders is not a local or state issue, it's a federal issue.
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There are a lot of competitive girls in the industry, so you just find the ones who share your mentality.
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The things I do, I do from the heart and out of love and respect for our planet and all living things. And I draw my courage from my love for justice and truth, and I calm my fears by comforting those who are more scared than me. And I try to do my best to make the world a better place, one small action at a time, as good as I can.
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Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
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Being a caregiver for your child is part of the job description of being a mammal.
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I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up.
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I don't have many walls that I put up.
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I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
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It's a very naive idea to think that the chef is cooking everything, and, on top of it, is irreplaceable. That would mean that basically he is the only genius, and there are idiots all around him, which doesn't make sense.
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Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky, dick licker.
