David Walliams Quotes
It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland.David Walliams
Quotes to Explore
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I can swear like a fishwife.
Frances Bay -
When I'm home on a break, I lock myself in my room and play guitar. After two or three hours, I start getting into this total meditation. It's a feeling few people experience, and that's usually when I come up with weird stuff. It just flows. I can't force myself. I don't sit down and say I've got to practice.
Eddie Van Halen Van Halen -
Let's hope you feel better now.
Jack Kevorkian -
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you have never had the courage to commit.
Oscar Wilde -
The debt of gratitude we owe our mother and father goes forward, not backward. What we owe our parents is the bill presented to us by our children.
Nancy Friday -
I think a generation ago, dads went to work, they came home, and they had their dinner, had a drink, and then went to bed. I don't know what it was like in your house, but that is how it was in mine. I think it is cool to have the dads in the trenches and doing the real parenting work.
Zach Cregger
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Whenever there's negotiations, there's things that you absolutely love, and there's things that you accept.
D'Brickashaw Ferguson -
'Witches of East End' is certainly wild, and so are a lot of other shows these days. But 'Twin Peaks' still holds the gold medal for strange. I think we'll hang onto that for all of TV eternity!
Madchen Amick -
We stand for free speech. This means we are not going to ban distasteful subreddits. We will not ban legal content even if we find it odious or if we personally condemn it.
Yishan Wong -
I have never allowed anti-Russian rhetoric in Ukrainian policy toward such a strategic partner like Russia. This is the first point. I never went against the interests of the Ukrainian state and the Ukrainian people.
Viktor Yanukovych -
If you live what you believe, you will always have the respect of others.
Dale Murphy -
I'm always in flats. Jeans, jumper, flat shoes or a pair of trainers. It would probably surprise people, but I have to be comfortable. It's not about me dressing up and looking good. I've got to get stuff done.
Victoria Beckham Spice Girls
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It's been really nice to see different counties that I might never have visited before.
Parminder Nagra -
The words 'Space Age' have a quaint, nostalgic tone - sitting on midcentury modern furniture watching 'The Jetsons.'
P. J. O'Rourke -
I was fortunate enough to model, but it was always work for me. It was a way to support myself and finance acting classes.
Bar Paly -
I like to think I'm a pretty good friend. I love having a good time, and I enjoy being able to share those good times with others.
Jacob Batalon -
Even three times a day to offerThree hundred cooking pots of foodDoes not match a portion of the meritIn one instant of love.
Nagarjuna -
When we intended to enjoy being cruel, we must transform our victim into either a beast or a god.
Orson Scott Card
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Zara. We all need to rescue and we all need to be rescued.
Carrie Jones -
There is one Resolution I will not omit. Resolved that no Slaves be imported into any of the thirteen colonies.
John Adams -
I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff.
Matthew Broderick -
You can’t get second things by putting them first. You get second things only by putting first things first.
C. S. Lewis -
In heaven, after antipasti, the first course will be pasta.
Steve Albini Big Black -
It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland.
David Walliams