Dick Van Dyke Quotes
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The Horny Toad in Cave Creek has great food. When I'm in Arizona, I have at least one meal there. I have a daughter who lives out there, and Dee Dee Wood, who was the choreographer on 'Mary Poppins,' lives out there. I still get out there once in a while, but not in the summer.
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A lot of violence, a lot of gore in it, and I just didn't want to do that kind of thing.
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When I auditioned for 'Bye Bye Birdie' on Broadway, Gower Champion said, 'You've got the job!' I said, 'Mr. Champion, I can't dance.' He said, 'We'll teach you what you need to know.'
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If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
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The secret to keeping moving is keeping moving.
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'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' was a movie that I repeatedly turned down. The movie's producer, Albert 'Cubby' Broccoli, known for his tight-fisted control of the James Bond movie franchise, desperately wanted to re-team Julie Andrews and me after the success we'd enjoyed with 'Mary Poppins.'
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My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane is playing now a med student regularly on the show. And at one point or another, I've had all four of his kids on the show.
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I have four kids, seven grandkids, and four great-grandkids. Maybe I can become a great-great-grandfather if I hang on!
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But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.
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Today, if you're not an alcoholic, you're nobody.
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I have a lot of friends who say that one of the freedoms of being older is you don't care what other people think, which I don't think is right. You care what other people think, but if you're comfortable in your own skin, that doesn't bother you.
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I love to harmonize.
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Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
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I get little kids who recognize me from 'Mary Poppins,' and it just delights me because it's our third generation.
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I can't work with my brother without laughing.
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So as my kids will tell you, they had a pretty normal life.
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I love musicals, but I find it's just so deadening. You know, 30 takes, you do a little piece here and a little piece there. There's hours and hours of waiting. And to me, that's as far away from real performance as you can get.
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I was 5 years old when the stock market crashed; I lost everything.
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I think, the 'Van Dyke Show' and 'Mary Poppins' are two of the best periods of my life. I had so much fun, I didn't want it to end.
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My life has been a magnificent indulgence.
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I never made a good movie.
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Once you're dead, your worries are over.
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I have a beautiful, young wife who sings and dances, so there's a lot of duetting going on at my house.
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I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third generation for me. And when kids that small recognize me, it really pleases me, very gratifying.