Bob Newhart Quotes
I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing.

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Here at home, President Obama early on made the connection between growth and economic opportunity for women. In the depths of our crisis in 2009, one of the first laws the president signed was the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. He established an Equal Pay Task Force led by Valerie Jarrett to help women get paid what they earn.
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Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.
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This is just rap. I'm not trying to make people think I'm some sort of scientific wizard or inspirational poet.
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Southeast Asia was home for much of my childhood, but I moved to Hawaii when I was in high school.
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Our goal is very simply to become the desktop for e-businesses.
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I haven't had that many weird encounters with fans, thank God.
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My father worked, and my mother played bridge. Every time I went out of the house, I was chauffeur-driven with my nanny next to me to stop me being kidnapped.
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The traveller has reached the end of the journey!
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I really like doing puppetry; I'm not sure if it will find its way into 'Big Bang,' but it always does seem to find its way into a lot of things.
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Ty Walker doesn't wear suits very much. He's not used to being that pressed and conservative businessman. So, he's self-conscious anyway about walking around in these skinny-legged suits, and then for someone to sort of assume that's who he is, it really bothers him.
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The Tax Division is committed to prosecuting accountants who assist their clients in fraudulent tax schemes.
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
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Every form is a base for colour, every colour is the attribute of a form.
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If people are talking about you, that's great. You start making more money, that's great. You get to go to weird places, that's great. The music industry is weird, especially with the Internet. People are calling you all kinds of weird stuff, like 'jangly.'
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Acting - you're taking someone else's visions and someone else's inspirations, and it's up to you to portray that to everyone watching the film.
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And I'll never forget the first time I took the possibility to project sound every day for six or seven hours with special devices which were built for me.
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I wash my face and put moisturiser on; I've never had a facial, and I don't get my hair or my nails done. I just do it all myself.
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We didn't get where we are thanks to the sissy notion of resilience.
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It is very conceivable, that the labor of man alone laid out upon a work, requiring great skill and art to bring it to perfection, may be more productive, in value, than the labour of nature and man combined, when directed towards more simple operations and objects
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If younger adults turn away from smoking, the industry will decline, just as a population which does not give birth will eventually dwindle.
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Brooks Robinson belongs in a higher league.
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It is a miracle of harmony, of the adaptation of the free inner life to the outward necessity of things.
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I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing.