Bob Ross Quotes
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The atmosphere seems to change once the sun goes down and the race fans get to watch a good show.
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I had a very long home birth. She was almost 10 pounds and did not want to come out.
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I'm not a shouter, and I'm not a bully.
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I am sick as a horse.
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When I found out I was going to be on CBS every morning, my first phone call was to Jenny Craig. Ten days later, I'd lost nine pounds. Now I even take the plan's popcorn with me to the movies.
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If a war has to happen, a war has to happen.
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Damita Jo. Jo. That's my middle name. It's let in about the different characters that live within me. They say we have 200 characters that we portray with different people.
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The Stones always tried to do the odd smaller gig when they could.
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I think it is not well known in the Church that payment of tithing has very little to do with money. Tithing has to do with faith.
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I'm not trying to race the whole men's tour; I just want to race one time. If you know me, which most people on the World Cup do, they know that this is a legitimate goal of mine and not a publicity stunt.
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You start out with Mad magazine, and you go right through the sort of black humor of Lenny Bruce, Lord Buckley, Mort Sahl, Paul Krassner... If you put Lenny together with Mad magazine and run it through the brain of a college student, you get National Lampoon.
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You think the dead we loved truly ever leave us? You think that we don't recall them more clearly in times of great trouble?
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I will laugh at the world. And most of all, I will laugh at myself for man is most comical when he takes himself too seriously.
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A man who is an agnostic by inheritance, so that he doesn't remember any time that he wasn't, has almost no hatred for the religious.
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The effort to try to feel happy is often precisely the thing that makes us miserable.
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When golden moments come, when God enables one really to pray without words, who but a fool would reject the gift?
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Given a limited budget, the most effective expenditure of funds to improve a street would probably be on trees.
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Anyone who wants to help me doesn't. Anyone who wants to kill me might. Anyone who wants to love me better not.
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You staying home all alone on New Year's Eve? Unthinkable. Take my advice the countdown should be shared with someone, or it's just another set of numbers passing you by.
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No ruler in the history of the world has ever been able to afford a war. They're not affordable things. No prince ever says, 'This is my budget, so this is the kind of war I can have.
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When we are able to receive life's challenges as koans rather than problems, they become interesting and exciting, rather than ponderous and depressing.
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All around the top, it was covered in flames. It's depressing.
