Bob Ross Quotes
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The atmosphere seems to change once the sun goes down and the race fans get to watch a good show.
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I had a very long home birth. She was almost 10 pounds and did not want to come out.
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I'm not a shouter, and I'm not a bully.
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I am sick as a horse.
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When I found out I was going to be on CBS every morning, my first phone call was to Jenny Craig. Ten days later, I'd lost nine pounds. Now I even take the plan's popcorn with me to the movies.
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If a war has to happen, a war has to happen.
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Damita Jo. Jo. That's my middle name. It's let in about the different characters that live within me. They say we have 200 characters that we portray with different people.
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The Stones always tried to do the odd smaller gig when they could.
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I think it is not well known in the Church that payment of tithing has very little to do with money. Tithing has to do with faith.
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I'm not trying to race the whole men's tour; I just want to race one time. If you know me, which most people on the World Cup do, they know that this is a legitimate goal of mine and not a publicity stunt.
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You start out with Mad magazine, and you go right through the sort of black humor of Lenny Bruce, Lord Buckley, Mort Sahl, Paul Krassner... If you put Lenny together with Mad magazine and run it through the brain of a college student, you get National Lampoon.
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You think the dead we loved truly ever leave us? You think that we don't recall them more clearly in times of great trouble?
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I will laugh at the world. And most of all, I will laugh at myself for man is most comical when he takes himself too seriously.
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A man who is an agnostic by inheritance, so that he doesn't remember any time that he wasn't, has almost no hatred for the religious.
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The effort to try to feel happy is often precisely the thing that makes us miserable.
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When golden moments come, when God enables one really to pray without words, who but a fool would reject the gift?
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Now after arrest, within three months, the consular services will have to be made available.
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To the scientist there is the joy in pursuing truth which nearly counteracts the depressing revelations of truth.
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It cannot be right to be the slave of one's household gods, and I protest that if my furniture ever annoyed me by wanting to be dusted when I wanted to be doing something else, and there was no one to do the dusting for me, I would cast it all into the nearest bonfire and sit and warm my toes at the flames with great contentment, triumphantly selling my dusters to the very next pedlar who was weak enough to buy them.
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All around the top, it was covered in flames. It's depressing.
