Boris Johnson Quotes
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They are like glistening wet otters frolicking.
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It was a stellar performance. I may as well give up now and make way for an older man.
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Nor do I propose to defend the right to talk on a mobile while driving a car, though I don't believe that is necessarily any more dangerous than the many other risky things that people do with their free hands while driving - nose-picking, reading the paper, studying the A-Z, beating the children, and so on.
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I believe in immigration. But I feel people think it would be better if there was an Australian-style points based system so we could actually get a good system.
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I'd like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.
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I have not had an affair with Petronella. It is complete balderdash. It is an inverted pyramid of piffle. It is all completely untrue and ludicrous conjecture. I am amazed people can write this drivel.
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The Italians, who used to be a great motor-manufacturing power, have been absolutely destroyed by the euro - as was intended by the Germans.
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I will work flat out from now on to earn your trust and to dispel some of the myths that have been created about me.
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So I'm definitely in favour of stimulating the dynamic wealth creation sectors of the economy.
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I'm a rugby player, really, and I knew I was going to get to him, and when he was about two yards away I just put my head down. There was no malice. I was going for the ball with my head, which I understand is a legitimate move in soccer.
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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I just find it absolutely bizarre that we are being lectured by the Americans about giving up our sovereignty and giving up control when the Americans won't even sign up to the international convention on the law of the seas, let alone the International Criminal Court.
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It's not reasonable for companies that have chief executives and board members who are paid very considerable sums to subsidise low pay through in-work benefits.
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I forgot that to rely on a train, in Blair's Britain, is to engage in a crapshoot with the devil.
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And I hope that everybody who loves this city will put aside party differences to try in the making of Greater London greater still. Let's get cracking tomorrow and let's have a drink tonight.
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We can find our voice in the world again: a voice that is commensurate with the fifth-biggest economy on Earth.
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I’m very attracted to it. I may be diverting from Tory party policy here, but I don’t care.
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Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another.
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As snow-jobs go, this beats the Himalayas.
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It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.
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Look, I wouldn't trust Harriet Harman's political judgement.
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If we vote to Leave and take back control, all sorts of opportunities open up. Including doing new free trade deals around the world, restoring Britain's seat on all sorts of international bodies, restoring health to our democracy and belief to our democracy.
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The euro has become a means by which superior German productivity is able to gain an absolutely unbeatable advantage over the whole eurozone territory.
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It would be a sad day if we British stopped being cynical, but you sometimes wonder whether we overdo it.