Jake Johnson Quotes
My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that, you're getting really big laughs. I don't necessarily love the straight crazy comedies. 'Caddyshack' is amazing, but there's not a lot of new 'Caddyshack's.

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But we must create in each person a sense of responsibility in order that each one of us can have the right to enjoy all his rights.
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If I categorized home runs that I've seen, without a doubt the monumental one is Henry's... but I've seen a lot of classic, great home runs. Gibson's was probably the most theatrical home run I've ever seen.
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God surrounded me with people of faith, people of strong faith, people of power, spiritual power, and I saw little miracles happen in their lives. By it happening in their lives, I started believing it could happen to me.
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I don't wear a lot of color because I live in New York, and I'm sort of color-blind, so colors don't match to me a lot of the times, and it makes me anxious. So I'll always defer back to black.
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I am more afraid of those who are terrified of the devil than I am of the devil himself.
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As happy a man as any in the world, for the whole world seems to smile upon me!
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People are making judgements about Russian people based on me. This is why I never allow myself any aggression towards my opponent.
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When the Islamic revolution began in 1979 under the leadership of Ayatollah Khomeini, it aroused considerable admiration in the Arab street. It presented a model of organised popular action that deposed one of the region's most tyrannical regimes. The people of the region discerned in this revolution new hope for freedom and change.
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I think Twitter is best when it sparks conversations elsewhere. To use YouTube and Facebook and all the tools we have available to us today to respond and also promote and answer and engage is awesome.
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Winning the peace is harder than winning the war.
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I believe in reincarnation of the soul.
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I am an economist, not an astrologer.
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I want people to recognize me for the work I do now as a model, and not something I did three years ago.
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As cliched as it sounds, I'm taking every day as it comes.
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Small ideas won't help Illinois' future.
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As policymakers, we need to foster an environment that allows U.S.-based innovators and entrepreneurs to compete and to flourish. Excessive regulations and bureaucratic red tape dramatically increase the cost of doing business and create uncertainty for companies.
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My own pregnancies were all about me, me, me. My aches, my pains, my swollen feet, and my body that looked like the Michelin Man.
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The beauty of life is in people who feel some obligation to enhance life. Without that, we're only half alive.
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I don't see this planet being... they're talking about how they're turning around the environmental problems here, but I think it's already too late.
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The less thinking you do, the better you play.
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There is a lot more to me than just being a crazy fighter.
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If what the heart approves conforms to proper patterns, then even if one's desires are many, what harm would they be to good order?
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'Yosemite' opened doors for me in the New York theater community in amazing ways. There's a whole world of fearless young theater makers here who put shows together on a shoestring budget and with gigantic hearts.
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My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that, you're getting really big laughs. I don't necessarily love the straight crazy comedies. 'Caddyshack' is amazing, but there's not a lot of new 'Caddyshack's.