Jasper Carrott Quotes
When the amalgam is delivered to your dentist in a special protective box, he has to take extreme caution when handling the stuff: with masks, gloves, gowns, goggles, all needed to protect him from danger. He then drills your teeth and rams the mixture into your cavities, whereupon it becomes miraculously, instantly safe!
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Let's remember that Bruce Rauner has every interest in getting stories out there that hurt Democrats.
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Federal regulations should promote safety without unnecessarily burdening small firms and costing much-needed jobs.
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Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the 'gotta have it' scale.
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It's obviously nerve-wracking, because I don't know the ropes really, William is obviously used to it, but I'm willing to learn quickly and work hard.
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Look your best - who said love is blind?
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Mercury is a potent toxin that interferes with the human nervous system. Reducing this hazard will be a major public health breakthrough.
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The No. 1 thing I am earnestly attracted to is intelligence.
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And I realized that there was no sports reporter, so I started covering sporting events.
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When I came to Congress, like our first panel, small business people, 64 percent of the people had health insurance. We'd buy it. Now, we're down to about 34 percent. That's why we have to do something on health care in this country because the cost is killing us.
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There's nothing more fun than mean-spirited characters.
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I am proud of having done what I've done. Very proud.
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If I had it to do over, I might have finished school first, then devoted all my time to StumbleUpon instead of dividing my time between the two. In the end, however, it was probably good to take the time I did.
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Those men are most apt to be obsequious and conciliating abroad, who are under the discipline of shrews at home.
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If you aim for parody right off the bat and it misses, no offense to the filmmakers, but it is Meet the Spartans.
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You don't want to move in with someone and find out that they don't have auto or health insurance. That's a rude awakening.
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Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
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After three years in Chicago, I decided to call it a career.
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There have been so many great tournaments that I've been privileged to see, and people paid me to go watch, that I'm awfully grateful for it.
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I don't consider myself a political comedian because it's so hard. It takes time away from me saying terrible things about TV.
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The London Standard (30 September, 1986).
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I'm a Lebanese woman who directs films. That's not it at all. I am not really a woman nor am I really an Arab. Because I am not an apologist for women, nor of sentimental "world" films.
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Everyone who becomes a psychotherapist eventually adopts a theory that suits his needs.
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It is impossible for men by their own strength and natural ability to become Christians, but it is possible for God to make them Christians.
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When the amalgam is delivered to your dentist in a special protective box, he has to take extreme caution when handling the stuff: with masks, gloves, gowns, goggles, all needed to protect him from danger. He then drills your teeth and rams the mixture into your cavities, whereupon it becomes miraculously, instantly safe!
