Jay Asher Quotes

I thought I was going to be known for my humor. But then I had an idea for a story, which was absolutely not humorous. But, of course, that's the one that sells and becomes big.

Jay Asher

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• I'm a four-down guy. I can rush the passer and stop the run. I know I can be a difference-maker.

  

  Gaines Adams
  • Guy
  • Know
  • Stop

• Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

  

  W. Somerset Maugham
  • Love
  • Achieve
  • For Him

• There isn't quite a feeling you get from playing video games that you get when you're playing sports, which is like a sense of euphoria. You just get the satisfaction of doing something active and feeling good after.

  

  Patrick Chan
  • Good
  • Feeling
  • Sports

• I've always wanted to tackle the casual part of dressing. Knits to me are always just easy. I've fantasized about packing a suitcase of only knits: You just throw them in, roll them in a ball, pull them out and they still look fabulous.

  

  Nanette Lepore
  • Look
  • Part
  • Fabulous

• I think there is something to be said for not feeling like just because you're a model you have to be dressed up, look amazing, go to every party, and be smiling all the time.

  

  Edie Campbell
  • Up
  • Time
  • Feeling

• Motherhood has been an exercise in guilt.

  

  Felicity Huffman
  • Exercise
  • Motherhood
  • Guilt

• It's not just a revue where one song is done, then another. There are concepts and ideas at work.

  

  Hal David
  • Work
  • Done
  • Song

• Continuously thou wilt look at human things as smoke and nothing at all; especially if thou reflectest at the same time, that what has once changed will never exist again in the infinite duration of time. But thou, in what a brief space of time is thy existence? And why art thou not content to pass through this short time in an orderly way?

  

  Marcus Aurelius
  • Time
  • Why
  • Art

• I was raised Catholic, so guilt shackles you from acting like a complete fool all the time.

  

  Keegan-Michael Key
  • Time
  • Fool
  • Catholic

• When I'm home, I'm just mom. We're a normal, regular family doing normal, regular types of things.

  

  Lisa Vidal
  • Family
  • Home
  • Mom

• Actually, I didn't plan to be an actor.

  

  Coco Martin

• Even with all our technology and the inventions that make modern life so much easier than it once was, it takes just one big natural disaster to wipe all that away and remind us that, here on Earth, we're still at the mercy of nature.

  

  Neil deGrasse Tyson
  • Life
  • Nature
  • Earth

• Now on 'Bachelor Pad' it is true colors - no best foot forward anymore, everybody is really themselves.

  

  Jake Pavelka
  • True

• Contacts would bother me. I'm just not that used to them. I think glasses are a great accessory.

  

  Brittany Howard
  • Great

• I'm not engaged in predicting random number generators. I actually get phone calls from people who want to know what lottery numbers are going to win. I don't have a clue.

  

  Bruce Bueno de Mesquita
  • People
  • Random

• I think I streaked one time when I was 16, which was scary.

  

  Mary Lambert
  • Time
  • Scary

• Fashion embraces the weirdos. They're into that. There are always young people that people in fashion are interested in. You know, youth and vitality and energy - it brings something different.

  

  Chloe Sevigny
  • People
  • Different
  • Energy

• Women are the half of the engine of our societies; they are half of the engines of our economies.

  

  Arancha Gonzalez
  • Women

• I've always been in love with Melbourne. When I was 12, I was taken into the city by my grandmother to go to the ballet for the first time.

  

  Kerry Greenwood
  • Time
  • City
  • Taken

• I am drawn to humorous art that is ironic.

  

  Dasha Zhukova
  • Art
  • Ironic
  • Humorous

• With commentating, I've had a chance to show the humorous side of my personality that I didn't use on the court. It's fun, and I don't take myself too seriously. I have good broadcast teams with me, but I'm not a huge stats guy. I think they post the numbers too quickly, and I'd rather let the match play out a bit first.

  

  John McEnroe
  • Good
  • Fun
  • Guy

• Politics should be limited in scope to ware, protection of property, and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the ruling class.

  

  P. J. O'Rourke
  • Class
  • Protection
  • Scope

• Then basically what was happening was that it was the middle '80s, and Rolling Stone realized that a lot of their readers had voted for [Ronald] Reagan, and they were going, "Gosh! We need a Republican! Does anybody know a Republican? Wait a minute! I think P.J.'s a Republican!"

  

  P. J. O'Rourke
  • Thinking
  • Waiting
  • Rolling

• I thought I was going to be known for my humor. But then I had an idea for a story, which was absolutely not humorous. But, of course, that's the one that sells and becomes big.

  

  Jay Asher
  • Humorous