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I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass.
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People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy.
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You know, I've got wrinkles on my forehead and smile lines, but what's wrong with that? I love to smile.
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When I was 22, I was having a ball!
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The fun stuff comes when someone is not so strict on sticking to the script. You're allowed the spontaneity, and great moments can happen.
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That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
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Most of us fall in love with someone's persona and spend the next three to five years discovering who that person really is. If you can stay connected through that process of raw vulnerability, I think you have a shot at the prize of knowing and accepting another human being for who and what they really are after years of highs and lows.
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I've seen people go through divorces and stuff, crossroads that don't end well. Often.
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My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.
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Wrinkles happen to human beings.
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I always say don't make plans, make options.
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I want to see friends more and travel more.
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I entertain for a living, and I entertain.
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You train your man to do nothing.
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Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!
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You can undo a lot of things. If you're not happy, you can become happy. Happiness is a choice. That's the thing I really feel.
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A man divorcing would never be accused of choosing career over children.
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Oh, it's not really gambling when you never lose.
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I've always loved to combine different scents to come up with my own unique thing.
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You're damned if you're too thin and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. Its impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we stop trying.