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That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
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You know, I've got wrinkles on my forehead and smile lines, but what's wrong with that? I love to smile.
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A relationship isn't going to make me survive. It's the cherry on top.
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When I was 22, I was having a ball!
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OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.
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I've seen people go through divorces and stuff, crossroads that don't end well. Often.
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A man divorcing would never be accused of choosing career over children.
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My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.
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I entertain for a living, and I entertain.
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You train your man to do nothing.
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You can undo a lot of things. If you're not happy, you can become happy. Happiness is a choice. That's the thing I really feel.
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I always say don't make plans, make options.
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I want to see friends more and travel more.
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I've always loved to combine different scents to come up with my own unique thing.
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Wrinkles happen to human beings.
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You're damned if you're too thin and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. Its impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we stop trying.
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Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!
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I don't think I got thin. I think I got healthy.
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Don't rely on men but don't shun them either.
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Most of us fall in love with someone's persona and spend the next three to five years discovering who that person really is. If you can stay connected through that process of raw vulnerability, I think you have a shot at the prize of knowing and accepting another human being for who and what they really are after years of highs and lows.
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The fun stuff comes when someone is not so strict on sticking to the script. You're allowed the spontaneity, and great moments can happen.
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There are many stages of grief.
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Here's where I luck out: I'm really computer illiterate.
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I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special.