Broderick Crawford Quotes

I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.

Broderick Crawford

• Mind

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.

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• Mother
• Father
• Perfect

So don't applaud. Just send me the check.

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I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.

Broderick Crawford

I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.

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• Business

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.

Broderick Crawford

I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.

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• Why
• Beautiful

I was always the second heavy.

Broderick Crawford

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.

Broderick Crawford

• People
• Hope
• Picture

I'm a lousy reader.

Broderick Crawford

I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.

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• Up
• Hair

It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.

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• Why

I've made my peace with myself.

Broderick Crawford

• Peace

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

Broderick Crawford

If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.

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• Blow

I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

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• Catholic