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	God has a most wicked sense of humor.   
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	The studio thought I was crazy to perform all of my own fencing stunts, but I loved it.   
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	I saw myself as Joan of Arc.   
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	Some time ago, I told Larry King that I planned to live to be 102. I still do.   
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	Bette Davis was right-bitches are fun to play.   
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	I knew that Jamaica Inn was going to make me a star.   
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	Audiences in London called me the girl with the black cherry eyes.   
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	The depth of John Candy's talent did surprise me. He was one of my all-time favorite leading men.   
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	In the beginning it was all black and white.   
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	I didn't let anyone push me into things I didn't want to do where my career was concerned. So why did I crumble when it came to men?   
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	I really wanted to be an opera soprano.   
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	I don't remember having a crush on a boy when I was a girl. I don't even remember my first kiss.   
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	How could you have had such a wonderful life as me if there wasn't a God directing?   
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	John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.   
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	There's a terrible truth for many women in the picture business: Aging typically takes its toll and means fewer and less desirable roles.   
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	How could you get angry with Jackie Gleason?   
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	In February 1953, I was making a second picture with Jeff Chandler, one called War Arrow. Jeff was a real sweetheart, but acting with him was like acting with a broomstick.   
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	The Parent Trap gave my career another boost, starring in family comedies.   
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	My whole life was foretold to me. An old Romany gypsy read my fortune.   
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	Henry Fonda gave me a spanking during a scene in Spencer's Mountain.   
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	I began to rationalize marrying William Houston Price. 'He comes from a good family. A girl could do worse.' (As it turned out, I couldn't, but I didn't know that yet)   
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	I dainty little lass I wasn't. I looked twice my age until I turned 10 or 11.   
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	I grew up in the theater and danced ballet atrociously.   
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	I spent a great deal of time with Che Guevara while I was in Havana. I believe he was far less a mercenary than he was a freedom fighter.   
