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And wuv, twue wuv, wiww fowwow you fowevah -
Peter Cook -
If I did become Minister of Nudism, I'd be allowed to be on television every evening around nine thirty. I'd come on and say 'Good evening. This is the Minister of Nudism. Take off your clothes and begin to dance about.'
Peter Cook
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I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.
Peter Cook -
If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can't bear that.
Peter Cook -
Have you the wing?
Peter Cook -
I've done a good deed. I gave that little twit his soul back. Wasn't that generous?
Peter Cook -
I've always wanted to be an expert on tadpoles. I've always fancied being a tadpole expert. It's a wonderful life if you become an experty tadpoleous, as they are known in the trade. You get invited to all the smart parties and social gatherings.
Peter Cook -
'You are now to retire, as indeed should I, carefully to consider your verdict of 'Not Guilty'.'
Peter Cook