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I've always wanted to be an expert on tadpoles. I've always fancied being a tadpole expert. It's a wonderful life if you become an experty tadpoleous, as they are known in the trade. You get invited to all the smart parties and social gatherings.
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I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.
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I've done a good deed. I gave that little twit his soul back. Wasn't that generous?
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And wuv, twue wuv, wiww fowwow you fowevah -
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If I did become Minister of Nudism, I'd be allowed to be on television every evening around nine thirty. I'd come on and say 'Good evening. This is the Minister of Nudism. Take off your clothes and begin to dance about.'
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If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can't bear that.
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I am blind, but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as broil. I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.
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Have you the wing?