Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll.Jim Gaffigan
Quotes to Explore
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We have to abandon liberal methods and principles of organizing a society.
Viktor Orban -
The Lord that I serve says the impossible is unacceptable.
Stevie Wonder -
When I was a kid I used to scoot under the table, and whenever company would come around you know or my sisters or parents would tell me, go under the table and I'd do it because it was entertainment for the family or aunts or whatever. And one time at the Paramount when I first did it, you know, Brooklyn Paramount, I did it in the act during an instrumental and it got a big ovation and so I coined it as one of the things I should do in the act. And since I've been doing it.
Chuck Berry -
Everything we make pollutes. The most responsible thing we can do is to make each product as well as we know how so it lasts as long as possible.
Yvon Chouinard -
Unless he really starts feeling good, in all likelihood I wouldn't think he'd go this week.
Joe Gibbs -
I’ll never forget my very first [SNL] show. I had a card in my changing room from Kristen Wiig. It just had a heart on the inside, and she’d written “Have fun.” That always stayed with me.
Nasim Pedrad
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I don't like what's going on in Iraq, naturally. I'm part of a large majority of people who don't, but I do not know the whole story. I do not believe what I see on television. I believe a percentage of it, so it's hard for me to discern. I don't like what it's doing to the world.
Al Pacino -
And were your back as broad as heaven, and your purse full of gold, and did your compassion reach from here to hell itself, there is nothing you can do.
Alan Paton -
Civilized man longs for the illusion of barbarism. Either his culture fulfills this need by adopting its outer trappings, or he will be seduced by his first contact with a culture that does.
Celia S. Friedman -
Encourage and listen well to the words of your subordinates. It is well known that gold lies hidden underground.
Nabeshima Naoshige -
Ah, life's little surprises! They can make any day unforgettable... or make it your last.
T.A. Barron -
When people need love and understanding and support the most is when they deserve it the least.
Lou Holtz
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I'm not sure if the audience can smell tuna but the special guest each show definitely can.
Alex Timbers -
What is said of a man is nothing. The point is, who says it.
Oscar Wilde -
For two hours I'd felt myself stretching tighter and tighter, like a rubber band pulled to the point of snapping. And now, I could feel the smaller, weaker part of myself beginning to fray, tiny bits giving way before the big break.
Sarah Dessen -
Being able to surf in Tahiti and places like Brazil was unreal.
Robert Trujillo Metallica -
If you were wise enough to know that this life would consist mostly of letting go of things you wanted, then why not get good at the letting go, rather than the trying to have?
Miranda July -
I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll.
Jim Gaffigan