Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll.Jim Gaffigan
Quotes to Explore
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We have to abandon liberal methods and principles of organizing a society.
Viktor Orban -
The Lord that I serve says the impossible is unacceptable.
Stevie Wonder -
When I was a kid I used to scoot under the table, and whenever company would come around you know or my sisters or parents would tell me, go under the table and I'd do it because it was entertainment for the family or aunts or whatever. And one time at the Paramount when I first did it, you know, Brooklyn Paramount, I did it in the act during an instrumental and it got a big ovation and so I coined it as one of the things I should do in the act. And since I've been doing it.
Chuck Berry -
Everything we make pollutes. The most responsible thing we can do is to make each product as well as we know how so it lasts as long as possible.
Yvon Chouinard -
Unless he really starts feeling good, in all likelihood I wouldn't think he'd go this week.
Joe Gibbs -
I’ll never forget my very first [SNL] show. I had a card in my changing room from Kristen Wiig. It just had a heart on the inside, and she’d written “Have fun.” That always stayed with me.
Nasim Pedrad
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I don't like what's going on in Iraq, naturally. I'm part of a large majority of people who don't, but I do not know the whole story. I do not believe what I see on television. I believe a percentage of it, so it's hard for me to discern. I don't like what it's doing to the world.
Al Pacino -
And were your back as broad as heaven, and your purse full of gold, and did your compassion reach from here to hell itself, there is nothing you can do.
Alan Paton -
Civilized man longs for the illusion of barbarism. Either his culture fulfills this need by adopting its outer trappings, or he will be seduced by his first contact with a culture that does.
Celia S. Friedman -
Encourage and listen well to the words of your subordinates. It is well known that gold lies hidden underground.
Nabeshima Naoshige -
Ah, life's little surprises! They can make any day unforgettable... or make it your last.
T.A. Barron -
When people need love and understanding and support the most is when they deserve it the least.
Lou Holtz
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I'm not sure if the audience can smell tuna but the special guest each show definitely can.
Alex Timbers -
Who are you wearing? Who are you wearing?
Kelly Clarkson -
Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansell. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers.
Murray Walker -
There is no occasion when meals should become totally unimportant. Meals can be very small indeed, very inexpensive, short times taken in the midst of a big push of work, but they should be always more than just food.
Edith Schaeffer -
My God would never deliberately bring harm to anyone. But if it happens, if it simply happens due to wind and rain and weather and man's own mistakes, then God has promises to keep: Life continuing. An even richer, fuller, brighter ongoing life to compensate.
Marjorie Holmes -
I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll.
Jim Gaffigan