Jim Gaffigan Quotes
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But if you listen to great piano players, both classical and jazz, there's a huge range of dynamics and colors and emotional expression that's possible with the instrument.
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Whereas, generally speaking, zinc reacts suitably only with the first members of the alkyl iodides, with magnesium it is possible to use bromides, iodides, and in many cases, chlorides.
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I have a pretty fancy facialist, this woman Dale Breault. Getting older, it's a good thing to have a serious facialist.
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We need to see a Palestinian state.
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For a long time, I said I didn't want to model. I was a dancer.
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After graduating in engineering I went to the University of Kansas to get an MA in economics as a vehicle for allowing me to decide if I wanted to continue in economics.
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I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely.
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Well the way we perceive accuracy and what accuracy is statistically are really two different things.
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The Internet is crazy, and I love it!
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I think that both parties should declare the debt limit as a political weapon of mass destruction which can't be used. I mean, it is silly to have a country that has 237 years building up its reputation and then have people threaten to tear it down because they're not getting some other matter.
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Light Light The visible reminder of Invisible Light.
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I listened to a lot of Marvin Gaye and Motown records.
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If I'm going to be the black designer, I'm going to tell it my way.
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When I was eleven, I just got good.
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The power of the masses can influence any government in the world. The power of the masses can elect an official, start a revolution, and drive history. Nelson Mandela did it alone from his prison cell. Ghandi did it lying down. Egypt did it singing songs.
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God is intelligent; but in what manner? Man is intelligent by the act of reasoning, but the supreme intelligence lies under no necessity to reason. He requires neither premise nor consequences; nor even the simple form of a proposition. His knowledge is purely intuitive. He beholds equally what is and what will be. All truths are to Him as one idea, as all places are but one point, and all times one moment.
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I say to myself: "Who are you to measure infinite power?
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If we deliver on time, but the product has defects, we have not delivered on time.
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For centuries, the Muslims were able to co-exist perfectly well with Jews and Christians in the Middle East.
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I never thought of myself as a comedian. That is a label – make me laugh. I want to make you think.
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It's born of sheer laziness. My signature dishes are salads, hamburgers and popcorn. That's not the kind of stuff that gets you an entry in the distinguished book of culinary records. Being known for great soufflé is one thing but a good hamburger? What would they say? "Yeah, he really knew how to put the cheese on."
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Comedians rarely have writers, and if you do it's usually a sign of laziness.
