Jimmy Carr Quotes

To me, my approach is the most sensible. You're a comic. Therefore you want to get laughs. How do you get the most laughs in an hour? Tell short jokes. And don't say boom boom at the end. Just let the audience laugh then tell another joke. It's the shortest route to where you want to go.

Jimmy Carr

Quotes to Explore

Speaking of trust, ever since I wrote this book, 'Liespotting,' no one wants to meet me in person anymore - no, no, no, no, no. They say, 'It's okay. We'll email you.' I can't even get a coffee date at Starbucks. My husband's like, 'Honey, deception? Maybe you could have focused on cooking. How about French cooking?'

Pamela Meyer
- Book
- Trust
- Husband
I once said, 'Steve Jobs is the American Xavier Niel,' but that was humour.

Xavier Niel
- American
- Said
- Once
My mom started working at the California Shakespeare Theater in Oakland when I was two years old, so I've always grown up around theater.

Zendaya
- Up
- Mom
- Years
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
- Sometimes
- Young
- Old
I imagined that it might be awkward to talk to your wife about her performance, so going into it I was a little nervous. But doing it was actually a wonderfully inspiring experience.

Lasse Hallstrom
- Experience
- Wife
- Doing
In 'Rangoon', I play an action star of the 1940s.

Kangana Ranaut
- Action
- Play
- Star