Joel Madden Quotes
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I'm not for every woman, you know. Because a lot of women - I mean, obviously, your first thing is, 'What do you want your guy to look like?' And I'm not the tall, dark, handsome guy.
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Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band.
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I built a studio in L.A. for me and my brother to just write every single day. And it's been great, man.
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My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.
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People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy.
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I just live my own life, and I don't read any of the magazines.
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Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.
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The way that you parent, you ease into every stage.
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We've been together since the womb. We met in the womb.
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I think the terrorists are just idiots.
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Those people who shun us just because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren't keeping an open mind.
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Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that.
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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
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When we were 15, my brother and I were getting really into Nirvana, Green Day, and The Beastie Boys. We started going to shows and realized we really wanted to be on stage.
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I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.
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When I heard Nirvana, it changed my life.
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So I wanna see all of you making out during this song.
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We're all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that's why we do it.
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I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.
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I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.
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I've done a lot of self-improvement. I'm always working on being a better person.
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I'm kind of crazy with karma. I really believe that everything you do revisits you, so, I'm really adamant about the kids seeing the grandparents, so like, I can see my grandkids, you know what I mean?
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I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I've got freeze dried food, I've got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything.
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I'm just a really normal, sensitive kind of go-about-my business everyday kinda guy. People see the tattoos, and they either read things or they see things and they don't really know that I'm just this guy that gets up and makes coffee in the morning and hangs out with his friends and walks his dog and reads his Bible and goes about his day.