John Oliver Quotes

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on 'The Daily Show'... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

John Oliver

Quotes to Explore

Globalization has changed us into a company that searches the world, not just to sell or to source, but to find intellectual capital - the world's best talents and greatest ideas.

Jack Welch
- World
- Best
- Globalization
Every country when they have Olympics, a lot of people come out opposed.

Jackie Chan
- People
- Country
- Olympics
Let's help those in prison maintain positive connections with their community. If we truly want re-entry to be successful, and we do, people need to come back to a place that still feels like home.

J. B. Pritzker
- People
- Home
- Help
I'm like a mechanic. If you break down and phone the AA, they'll come to you whether it's raining or snowing. That's what an actor should do.

Eddie Marsan
- Down
- Phone
- Mechanic
You could put all of Rev. Jeremiah Wright's angry sermons on to one loop. You could put that loop up on the big screen at Radio City Music Hall and let it play there 24 hours a day, seven days a week and Barack Obama will still emerge as the next president of the United States.

Gary David Goldberg
- Up
- Music
- City
I believe that incentivized prizing is the best solution to help unlock the answers to the some of the profound problems that plague our planet.

Naveen Jain
- Believe
- Help
- Best