George Ade Quotes
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'Whom are you?' he said, for he had been to night school.
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A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
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Moral: It all depends.
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She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
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To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
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She was a soprano of the kind often used for augmenting grief at a funeral.
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A Piker always has his entire Stock of Goods in the Show Window.
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The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
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The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.
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Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
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MORAL: When Wealth walks in at the Door, the Press Agent comes in through the Window.
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Moral: In uplifting, get underneath.
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It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
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Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
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After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
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Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.
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Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
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Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
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One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.
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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.