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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
George Bernard Shaw
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When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.
George Bernard Shaw
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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
George Bernard Shaw
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Modern poverty is not the poverty that was blest in the Sermon on the Mount.
George Bernard Shaw
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Men are always thinking that they are going to do something grandly wicked to their enemies; but when it comes to the point, really bad men are just as rare as really good ones.
George Bernard Shaw
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O Lord! I don't know which is the worst of the country, the walking or the sitting at home with nothing to do.
George Bernard Shaw
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All Artists are Anarchists.
George Bernard Shaw
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The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.
George Bernard Shaw
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Heartbreak is life educating us.
George Bernard Shaw
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If 'Pygmalion' is not good enough for your friends with its own verbal music, their talent must be altogether extraordinary.
George Bernard Shaw
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A dinner! How horrible! I am to be made the pretext for killing all those wretched animals and birds, and fish! Thank you for nothing. Now if it were to be a fast instead of a feast; say a solemn three days' abstention from corpses in my honour, I could at least pretend to believe that it was disinterested. Blood sacrifices are not in my line...
George Bernard Shaw
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Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.
George Bernard Shaw
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It is very doubtful whether man is enough of a political animal to produce a good, sensible, serious and efficient constitution. All the evidence is against it.
George Bernard Shaw
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Those who understand the steam engine and the electric telegraph spend their lives in trying to replace them with something better.
George Bernard Shaw
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It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having.
George Bernard Shaw
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Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.
George Bernard Shaw
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Make me a beautiful word for doing things tomorrow; for that surely is a great and blessed invention.
George Bernard Shaw
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We educate one another; and we cannot do this if half of us consider the other half not good enough to talk to.
George Bernard Shaw
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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.
George Bernard Shaw
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The Indian way of life provides the vision of the natural, real way of life. We veil ourselves with unnatural masks. On the face of India are the tender expressions which carry the mark of the Creators hand.
George Bernard Shaw
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Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.
George Bernard Shaw
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Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the chain were broken and the prisoners left free to choose, the whole social fabric would fly asunder. You cannot have the argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in? If he is not, why pretend that he is?
George Bernard Shaw
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Riches and Art are spurious receipts for the production of Happiness and Beauty.
George Bernard Shaw
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Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another.
George Bernard Shaw
