George Carlin Quotes
You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers. Yeah, usually they're already there. Isn't that nice? It's nice. It's convenient.
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My legs are nice, my lips are shapely, and my breasts are pretty. They popped up when I was 11 and they weren't small then. I was teased, but now those kids wish they had what I have!
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What can you do if a part of it is uphill? You can't work out another route. You've just got to run the one they give you. But they tell me London is a nice course. Even the cobbles, I hope, are not very much of a problem for me.
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The next step in my life is hopefully meeting a nice guy and getting married.
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I want to find a nice decent job as a helicopter pilot.
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My favorite moments? Where it's all going swimmingly, the sun's out and I've got a fire going and a nice snake on the barbecue.
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Hiking is something that I really, really like to do. It's distracting, you're in nature, and you get a nice workout that way. I would tell everyone to hike as much as they can - you just feel so much better when you get outdoors. I'm also into yoga.
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The day after I had my licence to drive, I made Paris/Nice at 230 km/hour.
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I wanted to have more time to play and reflect, but I find retirement more stressful than having a nice, steady job because I have to make decisions about where I want to be.
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When the days start to get shorter, I want to be in some nice brick building on the East Coast with the lights glowing in the windows. When the daylight starts changing, I want to be out West.
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It's nice to see more of those meaty female characters emerging because so often in the industry, it's always about the males.
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Moving to Los Angeles and working in places like Hawaii, you get to experience a true melting pot. It's really nice to be around people who are multiethnic.
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Big Linux deployments have reached the point where it's become a real problem for administrators that they don't have nice tools to manage their servers and desktops.
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It cost me a lot of money to have a vacation, basically. It's nice to step back and see there's more to life.
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Now that we have a bit of money, it is nice to get gifts for people. Before I was getting and not really giving.
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So, it's nice to know that you've inspired someone to do their life's work.
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I don't like clothes. I don't especially like cars. I have a very nice house. I get sick on a boat.
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Any time anyone says anything nice about me, whether it's Lady Gaga or your neighbor, it's a nice feeling, I'm very grateful for it. It's very helpful for your career. Every time someone says something complimentary it introduces you to their audience. It gives you credibility.
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To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world for people to do. They'd rather take their clothes off.
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'Let’s waste a little time, hmm?''A nice euphemism, sir,' she mused distantly. He smiled. 'Come and help me think of better ones.' She smiled and they both looked at each other. There was a long pause.
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I don't think that a film should be known as 'male-centric' or 'female-centric,' but it should be known for the story. That would be really nice, and viable, too.
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It is not what you want that you attract, you attract what you believe to be true.
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I have one of the original 'Ghostbusters' guns in my house.
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A standard day usually starts very early - 4.30 A.M. pick-ups and in the make-up chair by 5.30.
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You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers. Yeah, usually they're already there. Isn't that nice? It's nice. It's convenient.
