George Carlin Quotes
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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I love watching the old movies. I love Katharine Hepburn. I just adore her and everything that she stood for. I find it interesting watching the likes of Gene Tierney and those classic movies of the '40s.
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Most actors can't make any kind of living.
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I was in graduate school. I had a birth control accident and went to get the morning after pill.
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Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness - but not together.
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I just want to do the best things I can do on the field, do the things I know how to in baseball, have fun.
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I'm one of those people if you ask, 'What's your favourite song?' I'm going to give you five. I don't have just one favourite.
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I've been things and seen places.
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Either the opponents of slavery will arrest the further spread of it and place it where the public mind shall rest in the belief that it is in course of ultimate extinction, or its advocates will push it forward, till it shall become alike lawful in all the States - old as well as new - North as well as South.
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There is evidence that some of al Qaeda's nuclear efforts over the years met with swindles and false leads.
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I eat two breakfasts, two lunches, and two dinners throughout the day. It's always eating.
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Chavez made a compete fool of himself in front of the entire world while giving the U.N. a black eye. But the real losers are the Venezuelan people who have to put up with this unstable character every day.
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However wack anyone thought 'Whatzupwitu' was, there's not a lot of people that have footage of themselves dancing around in the clouds with Michael Jackson. I do have that forever.
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When you look at Apple News and where it started, I want it to be available to everyone. But we also want to make sure the news producers are legitimate... We're very concerned about what's news items and what's clickbait.
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In film, you can't go into analytical explorations because the audience will reject that.
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For most Americans, my Chinese music feels like a novelty, and it's not what it is for me.
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To become a mother is to learn a whole language - to relearn it, perhaps, as it was the tongue to which we were born - and hence gain entrance to a forgotten world of comprehension.
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I don't think anybody wants to see a dour 'Star Trek' movie.
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Human life is everywhere a state in which much is to be endured, and little to be enjoyed.
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Furthermore, the slaves cannot be put into a more wretched situation, ourselves being judges, and the community cannot take a more lively step to escape ruin, and obtain the smiles and protection of Heaven.
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Another person who's smarter than I. What a relief to not have to be the smartest guy anymore.
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I've never really had specific goals and stuff like that - I think I sort of learned early on that if you kind of let life roll in at your feet, you will get a lot of great stuff if you are just aware and open to it.
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If you find someone you love in your life, then hang on to that love.
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I think Kirk Johnson is a more exciting fighter than Chris Byrd. A lot of people agree with me when it comes to that.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
