George Carlin Quotes
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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I love watching the old movies. I love Katharine Hepburn. I just adore her and everything that she stood for. I find it interesting watching the likes of Gene Tierney and those classic movies of the '40s.
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Most actors can't make any kind of living.
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I was in graduate school. I had a birth control accident and went to get the morning after pill.
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Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness - but not together.
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I just want to do the best things I can do on the field, do the things I know how to in baseball, have fun.
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I'm one of those people if you ask, 'What's your favourite song?' I'm going to give you five. I don't have just one favourite.
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I've been things and seen places.
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Either the opponents of slavery will arrest the further spread of it and place it where the public mind shall rest in the belief that it is in course of ultimate extinction, or its advocates will push it forward, till it shall become alike lawful in all the States - old as well as new - North as well as South.
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There is evidence that some of al Qaeda's nuclear efforts over the years met with swindles and false leads.
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I eat two breakfasts, two lunches, and two dinners throughout the day. It's always eating.
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Chavez made a compete fool of himself in front of the entire world while giving the U.N. a black eye. But the real losers are the Venezuelan people who have to put up with this unstable character every day.
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However wack anyone thought 'Whatzupwitu' was, there's not a lot of people that have footage of themselves dancing around in the clouds with Michael Jackson. I do have that forever.
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When you look at Apple News and where it started, I want it to be available to everyone. But we also want to make sure the news producers are legitimate... We're very concerned about what's news items and what's clickbait.
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In film, you can't go into analytical explorations because the audience will reject that.
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For most Americans, my Chinese music feels like a novelty, and it's not what it is for me.
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As I began to take risks, leaving my very comfortable and secure job and taking this first leap into fashion, every subsequent risk became easier to take because I began to see the kind of opportunity and excitement that risk-taking offered.
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To become a mother is to learn a whole language - to relearn it, perhaps, as it was the tongue to which we were born - and hence gain entrance to a forgotten world of comprehension.
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I don't think anybody wants to see a dour 'Star Trek' movie.
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Human life is everywhere a state in which much is to be endured, and little to be enjoyed.
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Why is it the philosopher who is expected to be easier and not some scientist who is even more inaccessible?
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I was raised in church. I was brought up in that life, and I think that it's very important for everybody to be in touch with their spirituality and to have a relationship with God.
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I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.
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I really wanted my music to reflect my personal life and what I set out to do every day.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.