Erma Bombeck Quotes
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I don't think I've ever sent a text to Gordon Brown because I'm confident that he would absolutely have no idea how to receive it. He barely managed to master WordPerfect 4.1.
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Hair is a huge part of who I am and what I obsess over - I've had long hair my entire life.
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Iowa has sent notice that the Republican nominee for the next president of the United States will not be chosen by the media. Will not be chosen by the Washington establishment. Will not be chosen by the lobbyists. But will be chosen by the most incredible powerful force, where all sovereignty resides in our nation by we the people.
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I really miss things like going to football games and pep rallies, and when I come home to Tulsa, I always try to go to those things.
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It is absolutely critical for competitiveness in the United States for us to really raise the bar in education, especially in math, in science, in technology.
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I have this data bank garbage can in the back of my head that is an emotional collection of events that have occurred in my life.
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Do not be bullied out of your common sense by the specialist; two to one, he is a pedant.
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Men do not have to cook their food; they do so for symbolic reasons to show they are men and not beasts.
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If you are vigilant and make a stern effort to reject every thought when it rises, you will soon find that you are going deeper and deeper into your own inner self, where there is no need for your effort to reject the thoughts.
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The movies were custard compared to politics.
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I write what I write.
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My mother's proud of where she's from, and her history, and her past, and same with my dad. I have roots in Africa. Like, I am from Africa as well as from Germany, and I am very proud of that.
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Charles Barkley, Clyde Drexler and I used to argue for hours about who the best athletes are. I thought football players were better overall.
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This is how I feel about the LGBT community: they are people just like us.
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I think the best endings bring you back in rather than close things off with absolute finality. I'm not saying they necessarily have to be ambiguous, but we don't always need to know what happens when everyone wakes up tomorrow morning.
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The foundation of collectivism is simple: There should be no important economic differences among people. No one should be too rich.
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The adrenaline feeling of jumping out of cliffs and bikes and all of that is very specific to the film. In 'Pac Rim' I'm not doing that so much. There isn't that touch stonework for me in it, but there is a lot of action.
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The awareness of imagery is part of living... a life which derives its power from within itself will focus on the perception... of images.
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I think Col. North is first a U.S. citizen and he has the same rights as you yourself do, sir.
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I don't worry about numbers. I worry about wins. You can see all the years that my numbers went down and how many championships I've got. That's what I worry about.
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And so, today, if the state can no longer appeal to the old moral principles that belong to the Christian tradition, it will be forced to create a new official faith and new moral principles which will be binding on its citizens.
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If you feel that your father was lacking as a husband, it affects your own choice of man.
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I don't know where actors go after they die, but I know people who help other people have a nice place to go. And I would like to go there if I can.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
