Etgar Keret Quotes
There are two kinds of people, those who like to sleep next to the wall, and those who like to sleep next to the people who push them off the bed.

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By 9:30 at night, I go to bed.
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You get kind of bored being in catalogues all the time.
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This is kind of weird, but I eat lemons with salt as snack. They're so good!
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I love C-3PO; I love the girl from 'Ex Machina' - these kind of robots that have so much soul that you feel for them.
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Whether it is Obamacare, the stimulus, Wall Street bailouts, the food safety bill - on vote after vote, Bill Nelson has chosen to side with Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and President Obama over the people of Florida.
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I'm not normally the kind of person who holds on to grudges, I'm really not.
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I'm kind of obsessed with wedges, but I go to a regular high school, so I'm not going to be wearing Vera Wang there.
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Out-innovating them is the way to beat China. And to do everything that we do in this country to support innovative policy, that drives innovation and new products and more jobs and creates jobs. You can't - you can't put a wall up around here. We tried that in the '30s. It didn't work.
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When I was nearly twelve years old, my kind mistress sickened and died.
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I like to come into my workspace and feel it's a living environment and not frozen, which is why I often change or add to the pictures on the wall.
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I grew up kind of self-supported, that kind of environment, because my parents both worked for airlines.
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It's a little strange to become a kind of symbol of a whole type of analysis.
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Familiarity is a magician that is cruel to beauty but kind to ugliness.
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My dad passed on asthma to me. It's kind of ironic because he outgrew it at 13.
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I'm not very good at going to sleep, and that's probably my worst problem. I don't need much more than seven and a half hours, but I probably get six. I take all my problems to bed with me and fret. I can't switch off.
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Some of my favorite pieces are from thrift shops. When I find something I really love, I live, work and sleep in it.
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I kind of discovered Kolkata when I was shooting here for 'Kahaani.' I found the city fascinating.
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When I first joined the team, I was playing with the likes of Mia Hamm, Shannon MacMillan, Tiffeny Milbrett - all those big-time players. It was very intimidating. I had some of these players' posters on my wall growing up, and now I was able to play with them.
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The couture is what a certain kind of clientele wears. But it's amusing to do because you do it piece by piece. It's another concept. It's much more work.
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It is bad to be poor. I shall go to the wall for bread and meat, if I neglect my business this year as well as last.
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It's amazing that something only an atom thick can be an impenetrable barrier. You can have gas on one side and vacuum or liquid on the other, and with a wall only one atom thick, nothing would go through it.
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I started recording because I was always complaining about the records that I was getting of my songs. At least if I did them and messed them up, I wouldn't have anyone else to blame.
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The demise of our community and culture is the fault of sissified men who have been overly influenced by women.
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There are two kinds of people, those who like to sleep next to the wall, and those who like to sleep next to the people who push them off the bed.