Etgar Keret Quotes
Life is one heck of an invention. It is better than the iPhone 4S and Coke Zero combined.

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You could pack for a trip to Europe with the bags under my eyes!
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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As far as playing, I didn't care who guarded me - red, yellow, black. I just didn't want a white guy guarding me, because it's disrespect to my game.
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I never thought I'd get a chance to sing with Wilson Pickett but we did.
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A book is always an emergence above everyday life. A book is expressed life and thus is an addition to life.
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Love is never finished expressing itself, and it expresses itself better the more poetically it is dreamed.
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Even when all the worlds have frozen or exploded, and all the suns gone dead and cold, there'll still be time. Oh, God, what for?
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Everyone happens for a reason, learn it and move on. Don't be bitter about what happened, be happy about what will
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You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside.
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I really do not know, Socrates, how to express what I mean. For somehow or other our arguments, on whatever ground we rest them, seem to turn round and walk away from us.
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Some people try to get you out of slavery for you to be their slave.
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Think it could be called racist. From the early days the feminists were mostly privileged white women.
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Cutting corners no doubt makes the job easier for the government, but making the government's job easier is rarely a priority. Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is.
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Being a woman anywhere is dangerous.
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Life is one heck of an invention. It is better than the iPhone 4S and Coke Zero combined.