Hasan Minhaj Quotes

If I were a medical doctor, I would probably be a dermatologist, because they have great work-life balance. Not because I'm passionate about people's skin. They have great hours. I have friends who are dermatologists, and they tell me it's great.

Hasan Minhaj

• Dermatologist
• Medical doctor
• Work-life balance

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• If I were a medical doctor, I would probably be a dermatologist, because they have great work-life balance. Not because I'm passionate about people's skin. They have great hours. I have friends who are dermatologists, and they tell me it's great.

  

  Hasan Minhaj
  • Dermatologist
  • Medical doctor
  • Work-life balance