Ryan Stiles Quotes
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

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I could have gone the route of a lot of these former child actors, but I didn't want that for myself. Like I said, when I was 14 years old, I decided to quit. I didn't ever want to do it again.
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Claiming to 'fight for small business' is often used as a political tool in Washington D.C., but it is actually the policies behind that battle cry that small firms care about.
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New York is such a versatile city, and there's always something new to discover.
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There's nothing wrong with a thick eyebrow; Frida Kahlo had them.
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Texas is a pretty free state.
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Fun wouldn't be the right word... it was the most difficult, challenging, physical, extraordinary stretch I've ever had to make, in all those wild regards.
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I can't keep secrets about myself. I can keep secrets about other people, but if it's about myself, I'm like, 'blah blah blah blah.'
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We've always made progress by understanding what the next great challenge is.
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I don't watch television. I'm not a TV guy.
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It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr.
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The best thing commercially, which is the worst artistically, by and large, is the most successful.
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The whole character of Justin and the club life he lives - I have no experience with it. It's really foreign to me, which is annoying, but that's just how it is.
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I will say I am the sum of my books.
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Mum and Dad were both happy for me to do what I wanted.
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The symbolic value of having an African-American president has certainly eased some racial tensions in America, but they're not gone.
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The most powerful words in English are 'Tell me a story,' words that are intimately related to the complexity of history, the origins of language, the continuity of the species, the taproot of our humanity, our singularity, and art itself.
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It would be judicious to act with magnanimity towards a prostrate foe.
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Behaviour arises from the level of one's consciousness.
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The circus leaves a sweet memory.
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I'm a daydreamer - a purposeful one when I'm writing fiction.
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Well, when The Black Keys make a record, I never really feel limited. To me, it seems the possibilities are always endless. The big difference has been playing live and being able to recreate every little part of the record.
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People on television have trouble with fame because audiences think they're their mates.
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I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material.
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You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.