Ryan Stiles Quotes
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

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I could have gone the route of a lot of these former child actors, but I didn't want that for myself. Like I said, when I was 14 years old, I decided to quit. I didn't ever want to do it again.
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Claiming to 'fight for small business' is often used as a political tool in Washington D.C., but it is actually the policies behind that battle cry that small firms care about.
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New York is such a versatile city, and there's always something new to discover.
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There's nothing wrong with a thick eyebrow; Frida Kahlo had them.
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Texas is a pretty free state.
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Fun wouldn't be the right word... it was the most difficult, challenging, physical, extraordinary stretch I've ever had to make, in all those wild regards.
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I can't keep secrets about myself. I can keep secrets about other people, but if it's about myself, I'm like, 'blah blah blah blah.'
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We've always made progress by understanding what the next great challenge is.
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I don't watch television. I'm not a TV guy.
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It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr.
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The best thing commercially, which is the worst artistically, by and large, is the most successful.
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The whole character of Justin and the club life he lives - I have no experience with it. It's really foreign to me, which is annoying, but that's just how it is.
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I will say I am the sum of my books.
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Mum and Dad were both happy for me to do what I wanted.
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The most powerful words in English are 'Tell me a story,' words that are intimately related to the complexity of history, the origins of language, the continuity of the species, the taproot of our humanity, our singularity, and art itself.
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It would be judicious to act with magnanimity towards a prostrate foe.
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Behaviour arises from the level of one's consciousness.
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The circus leaves a sweet memory.
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I don't know that I would want to be married again, but I do love companionship.
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Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.
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Everyone saves someone at least once. Just as he kills someone at least once. Even though he may not know it.
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At the end of the day, you know yourself best.
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I think for me, personally, I'm a guy who has watched ESPN ever since I've been growing up. You turn it on, and it's one of the first stories - the Blackhawks and hockey, which you don't really see on that station. That's cool to see.
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You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.