Russell Peters Quotes
Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan.
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I have great stories. I am going to write a book.
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I don't know if you can catch my vibe, but I'm a pretty laid-back guy.
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I'm the worst employer I could wish for because I push myself hard.
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If I'm not happy with what's going on, I try to change it myself.
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I would have tested the furniture if they'd asked me.
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I'm probably a Libertarian, if I had to put myself in any category. But you don't come out and talk about these things, for obvious reasons.
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You have to hit the fastball to play in the big leagues.
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I've always got on better with boys. Most of my friends are boys. Like, if I have children, I want five boys. Boys love their mothers whereas girls can be so mean to each other.
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I always wanted my mother to be Queen for a Day. I always used to watch that show that came on television.
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I kick-kick game, can't injure Nicki. That's why they nick-nicknamed me Ninja Nicki.
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I don't believe that jazz will ever really die. It's a nice way to express yourself.
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Tallulah [Bankhead] was the foremost naughty girl of her era but, in those days, "naughty" meant piquant, whereas values have so changed that now, in the 1970s, it generally means nauseating.
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Jesus H. Christ. I have new respect for the female of the species suddenly.
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We've endured too many tragedies. And each time I learn the news I react not as a President, but as anybody else would - as a parent.
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It was sort of just a family sport. My mom and dad were pretty keen golfers when I was young and so were my grandparents, and I just sort of tagged along with them.
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You can't expect a man to change in one day by watching a film, right?
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Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan.
