Ethel Merman Quotes
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I attend surprisingly few shows. The type of theater that is popular today just doesn't appeal to me.
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I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
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Be yourself -- it's the one thing you can do better than anyone else.
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I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies' room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath the booth and said to the lady in the next stall, 'I beg your pardon, do you happen to have any toilet tissue in there?' The lady said no. So Tallulah said, 'Well, then, dahling, do you have two fives for a ten?'
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I'll pat myself on the back and admit I have talent. Beyond that, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
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Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.
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I wouldn't change one thing about my professional life, and I make it a point not to dwell on my mistakes.
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I preferred delivering my performance in person. I liked to be in control. You couldn't be in films.
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I work as often as I want and yet I'm free as a bird.
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My father taught me to read music and play the piano-but not well, even though people have said that I'm a natural musician.
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Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.
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I have plenty of invitations to go places, lots to do. If I'm not working, I go to have my hair taken care of and work at needlepoint.
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When I'm asked how to succeed in show business, I always say I haven't the foggiest.
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I wasn't straining at the bit to become a movie star any more than I had plotted to get out of vaudeville and into Broadway musicals.
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I take a breath when I have to.
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There have been people who have tried to take advantage of me. They want to be linked to me just because I'm Ethel Merman.
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Of my four marriages, the one to Bob Levitt is the only one I don't regret.
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I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them.
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When you are in deep conflict about something, sometimes the most trivial thing can tip the scales.
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I have been ambitious to be a somebody from the time I was 5 years old.
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I am known to be able to take care of myself when I become angry. I don't mince words.
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Eisenhower was my war hero and the President I admire and respect most.
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Now what kind of an attitude is that, 'These things happen?' They only happen because this whole country is just full of people who, when these things happen, they just say, 'These things happen,' and that's why they happen! We gotta have control of what happens to us.
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At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry table first.