Eugene Mirman Quotes

God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.

Eugene Mirman

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• The greatest empiricists among us are only empiricists on reflection: when left to their instincts, they dogmatize like infallible popes.

  

  William James
  • Reflection
  • Instinct
  • Pope

• When firmness is sufficient, rashness is unnecessary.

  

  Napoleon Bonaparte
  • Sufficient
  • Firmness
  • Rashness

• True eloquence makes light of eloquence. True morality makes light of morality.

  

  Blaise Pascal
  • Light
  • Morality
  • Eloquence

• If it wasn't for Boz, my life would've changed. Meeting the Porcaro brothers and getting that Boz Scaggs gig were two life-changing events for me. It all fell into place after that.

  

  Steve Lukather Toto
  • Life
  • Porcaro Brothers
  • Boz

• In this day and age, social media is a huge part of a business, which I actually love. It's a phenomenal platform to share your message, keep others and myself inspired and help keep your students connected to your events. The hardest part is the anonymous ability to say whatever you want.

  

  Kathryn Budig
  • Inspired
  • Helping
  • Ability

• I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'

  

  Tommy Cooper
  • Night
  • Cold
  • Chinese

• I asked for wonder, and He gave it to me.

  

  Brennan Manning
  • Wonder
  • Asked
  • Gave

• Experience has taught me that I connect best with others when I connect with the core of myself. When I allow God to liberate me from unhealthy dependence on people, I listen more attentively, love more unselfishly, and am more compassionate and playful. I take myself less seriously, become aware that the breath of the Father is on my face.

  

  Brennan Manning
  • God
  • Love
  • Experience

• We have some nice pieces to put into the puzzle and a lot of kids who are willing to work to fill the rest of the spots in.

  

  Edsel Ford
  • Work
  • Kids
  • Puzzle

• I love thee as I love the tone Of some soft-breathing flute Whose soul is wak'd for me alone, When all beside is mute.

  

  Eliza Acton
  • Soul
  • I Love
  • Mute

• I remember going to my school careers advisor and asked about jobs that required scuba divers. It was a phase.

  

  Paul Putner
  • School
  • Remember
  • Jobs

• What is predestination? Answer: God is more powerful and wiser than we are, therefore he deals with us according to his pleasure.

  

  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • Pleasure
  • God Is
  • Predestination

• Regardless of nationality, all men are brothers. God is "our Father who art in heaven." The commandment "Thou shalt not kill" is unconditional and inexorable. ... The lowly Nazarene taught us the doctrine of non-resistance, and so convinced was he of the soundness of that doctrine that he sealed his belief with death on the cross. ... When human law conflicts with Divine law, my duty is clear. Conscience, my infallible guide, impels me to tell you that prison, death, or both, are infinitely preferable to joining any branch of the Army.

  

  Ben Salmon
  • Art
  • Army
  • Conscience

• I have experienced the intensity of patriotism as a submarine officer, the ambitions of a competitive businessman, and the intensity of political debate. I have been sorely tempted to launch a military attack on foreigners, and have felt the frustration of having to negotiate with allies or even former enemies to reach a consensus instead of taking more decisive unilateral action.

  

  Jimmy Carter
  • Patriotism
  • Businessman
  • Submarine officer

• God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.

  

  Eugene Mirman
  • God Is
  • Old Boy