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		I don't think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it seem risky in Trading Places.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
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		He who avoids complaint invites happiness.
	
	  Abu Bakr Abu Bakr
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		I think that fashion is industrial, whereas style is ideological. So they're not necessarily connected.
	
	  Nate Lowman Nate Lowman
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		In the heat of our campaigns, we have all become accustomed to a little anger and exaggeration. Yet, on the whole, our political process has served us well.
	
	  Edmund S. Muskie Edmund S. Muskie
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		Eighteen fifty-eight was a year of great technological advancement in the West. That was the year when Queen Victoria was able, for the first time, to communicate with President Buchanan, through the Transatlantic Telegraphic Cable. And they were the first to 'Twitter' transatlantically.
	
	  Hans Rosling Hans Rosling
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		If you are passionate about entrepreneurship like I am, you too can instill this passion in your children.
	
	  Naveen Jain Naveen Jain
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		The more I see of the Swedes, the more I am convinced that there is no kinder, simpler, and honester people in the world.
	
	  Bayard Taylor Bayard Taylor
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		God never gives us discernment in order that we may criticize, but that we may intercede.
	
	  Oswald Chambers Oswald Chambers
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		The ability to make fire at will. It allowed us light to see in the darkness, warmth against the cold, a tool to cook our food.’ He gestured vaguely in the direction of the Delta’s engines. ‘Fire is what eventually led to travel across the black beyond, the ability to start a new life on a New World.
	
	  Patrick Ness Patrick Ness
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		Everyone else but me surfs. I grew up skateboarding, but I don't even do that anymore. I'll get hurt and die. But if I die, I'll sell more records. We're thinking of doing that. Actually dying.
	
	  Tom DeLonge
			
			
				Angels & Airwaves Tom DeLonge
			
			
				Angels & Airwaves
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		I think it's hypocritical to complain about the rise of China. For 50 years, we were telling everybody in the world that the big threat was Communism, so now the countries that were Communists are now rampant capitalists - and they're doing very well, in some ways much better than the UK. Well, we asked for it. We told them that's what you have to do, and they're doing it, buying up your biggest hotels in New York. You have to laugh.
	
	  Robert Wyatt Robert Wyatt
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		A lot of politics plays at the level of myth, and if you understand that, then you feel like you have access to the secret language of politics.
	
	  Zephyr Teachout Zephyr Teachout
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		Indifference is isolation. In difference is texture and wonder.
	
	  Edwin Schlossberg Edwin Schlossberg